Well, hello there! Let me tell you a thing or two about this here cream, the Elizabeth Arden Green Tea and Honey Drops Body Cream, though I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’.

First off, this here cream, it smells real nice. Like them green tea leaves and a bit of that sweet honey, the kind my bees used to make, bless their hearts. It ain’t too strong, just right, makes you feel fresh and clean, like you just hung your clothes out on the line on a sunny day.

Now, about puttin’ it on. You just take a scoop, not too much, mind you, and rub it all over. Arms, legs, belly, everywhere! It feels real smooth going on, not greasy or sticky like some of them other creams I tried. This one, it soaks right in, leaves your skin feeling soft as a baby’s bottom, I tell ya.

I’ve been usin’ it after my bath, and my skin ain’t been dry and scratchy like it used to be. Especially in the winter, when the wind howls and dries everything out, this here cream is a lifesaver. Keeps my skin from gettin’ all cracked and rough, you know? And in the summer, when the sun beats down, it keeps my skin from feelin’ all tight and hot. It just feels… good.

And let me tell you somethin’ else important. This here cream, it makes your smell-good stuff stick around longer. You know, like that perfume you spray on? Well, if you put this cream on first, then spray your perfume, that smell stays with you longer. It’s like the cream holds onto it or somethin’. My old man even noticed, said I smelled nice, and he don’t usually notice nothin’!

I also heard some folks say it makes their skin look better, too. Smoother, and maybe even a little younger. Well, I ain’t sure about that, I’m old as dirt, but I reckon it can’t hurt! My skin does feel tighter, though, less saggy if you know what I mean. Not like a twenty-year-old, mind you, but better than it did before, that’s for sure.

• It smells good, real fresh and clean.
• It makes your skin soft and smooth, no more dryness.
• It helps your perfume last longer.
• Maybe, just maybe, it makes your skin look a bit better too.

Now, I ain’t gonna lie, this stuff ain’t cheap. But a little bit goes a long way, so that jar lasts a good while. And to me, it’s worth it. Feelin’ good and smellin’ good, well, that’s important, no matter how old you are or where you come from.

I ain’t no city slicker with all them fancy words, but I know what I like. And I like this here Elizabeth Arden Green Tea and Honey Drops Body Cream. It’s good stuff, plain and simple. Makes me feel good, and that’s all that matters. You go on and try it for yourself, see if you don’t agree.

And you know, sometimes you just gotta treat yourself. Life’s too short to be usin’ cheap, scratchy cream, ain’t it? This cream, it’s like a little bit of luxury, a little bit of pampering, that makes you feel special, even if you’re just sittin’ on the porch watchin’ the chickens.

So there you have it. My honest-to-goodness opinion on this here cream. Hope it helps you decide if it’s right for you. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens.

Tags: [Elizabeth Arden, Green Tea, Honey Drops, Body Cream, Skincare, Moisturizer, Fragrance, Soft Skin, Smooth Skin, Dry Skin, Luxury, Pampering]