Alright, let’s talk about this Kit Kat Matcha Green Tea thing. I ain’t no fancy city folk, but I know what tastes good, ya know? My grandkid, the one with the fancy phone always showin’ me pictures, he brought this green Kit Kat home. Said it was somethin’ special.

First off, it’s green. Not the bad kinda green, like when the meat goes bad, but a nice, kinda grassy green. They say it’s this “matcha” stuff. Sounds like somethin’ from a foreign land, Japan or somethin’. My grandkid says it’s tea, but not the kind you boil up in a big pot. This is powdered tea, like dust they grind up real fine. They mix it right into the chocolate, they do.

Now, the taste… It’s sweet, like a Kit Kat should be, but there’s somethin’ else too. It’s got this…earthy taste. A little bit bitter, maybe, but not in a bad way. It’s like…well, imagine you’re sittin’ on the porch, smellin’ the fresh cut grass after a rain. That kind of earthy smell, but in your mouth. It ain’t like any chocolate I ever had before.

My grandkid, he reads all that internet stuff, he says this matcha tea is supposed to be good for ya. Ant…anti… somethin’. He says it helps keep you young. I say, ha! I’m old as dirt, ain’t nothin’ gonna make me young again. But I guess it can’t hurt, can it? But he also says it’s got sugar, so you can’t go eatin’ too many of ’em. Says it ain’t no “health bar”, whatever that is.

• It’s sweet, but not too sweet.
• It’s got that grassy, earthy taste.
• It’s green, which is kinda weird for a chocolate bar.

They been makin’ this green Kit Kat for a long time, my grandkid tells me. Started way back in Japan, then they started sendin’ it all over the world. It’s kinda funny, ain’t it? Somethin’ from way over there, endin’ up in my hands here.

This matcha powder, they get it from Japan and China, the package says so. And the chocolate, it’s that good kind, they say. Somethin’ about “UTZ-certified”, means they grow it the right way, I guess. I don’t know nothin’ about that fancy stuff. I just know if it tastes good or not.

Now, about eatin’ too much of this matcha stuff… My grandkid, he’s always warnin’ me. Says too much tea, even this fancy powder tea, can give you a headache or make you jittery. Like when you drink too much coffee, ya know? So, I guess you gotta be careful. Don’t go eatin’ the whole bag at once. Even if it does taste pretty good.

I ain’t gonna lie, I was skeptical at first. Green chocolate? Sounded like somethin’ from outer space. But after tryin’ it, I gotta say, it ain’t bad. It’s different, sure, but different ain’t always a bad thing. It’s kinda like when I first tried that fancy coffee from the city. Took a bit gettin’ used to, but then I started likin’ it. This green Kit Kat, it’s kinda the same way.

So, if you see this green Kit Kat at the store, give it a try. Don’t be scared of the color. It might just surprise ya. Just remember, don’t eat too many at once, or you’ll be jumpin’ around like a chicken with its head cut off. And that ain’t no good for nobody.

And that’s all I gotta say about this Kit Kat Matcha Green Tea. It’s sweet, it’s earthy, it’s green, and it’s somethin’ different. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go have another piece. But just one, mind ya. Gotta watch that sugar, ya know?

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