Well, let me tell you ’bout this here White Claw Iced Tea, alright? I ain’t no fancy pants, so I’m gonna tell it to ya straight.

First off, they say it’s got somethin’ they call “sustainably sourced tea.” Sounds fancy, huh? I guess that means they didn’t go stompin’ all over the tea plants, which is good, I reckon. Them tea leaves, they end up in this here drink, see? And it’s got this fizzy water in it, like them soda pops the young’uns drink, only this one’s got a bit of a kick.

Now, they also say it’s only got 100 calories. I ain’t sure what a calorie is, but it sounds like a little bit, so that’s probably good, right? Less of them calories means you ain’t gonna get too big, I guess. And it’s got only 1 gram of sugar. Sugar’s sweet, but too much ain’t good for ya, that’s what the doctor always says.

• So, low calories? Check.
• Low sugar? Check.

This here White Claw, it ain’t like them beers your grandpa used to drink. It’s got somethin’ they call “vodka” in it. I ain’t never had vodka straight, but they say it makes you feel kinda… happy. This drink, it ain’t strong like whiskey, though. It’s just got a little bit of that vodka, enough to make ya feel good, ya know?

They also put in some “natural flavor” and somethin’ called “citric acid.” I ain’t got a clue what that is, but it probably makes it taste good. It does taste kinda fruity, not too sweet, just right. Like when you squeeze a bit of lemon in your tea, only this here is already done for ya.

Now, here’s somethin’ interesting. This White Claw Iced Tea, it’s got a tiny bit of what they call “caffeine.” That’s the stuff in coffee that wakes ya up. But this ain’t gonna make ya jumpy or nothin’. It just gives ya a little pep, ya know? They say it comes from somethin’ called “black tea extract.” Sounds fancy again, but I figure it’s just like strong tea, but squeezed down into a little bit of stuff they put in the drink.

Is White Claw better than beer or wine? Well, I ain’t no expert, but they say it’s got less of them calories. So, if you’re watchin’ your figure, maybe this here White Claw is a better choice. But don’t go drinkin’ a whole bunch of ‘em thinkin’ it’s like water, ya hear? It’ll still give ya a buzz if ya drink too much.

They call it a “hard seltzer,” which just means it’s fizzy water with some booze in it. And they say it’s “gluten free.” I ain’t got no problem with gluten, myself, but some folks do, so that’s good for them, I guess. It’s also got a little bit of cane sugar, just enough to make it taste good.

This new kind, they call it “REFRSHR Iced Tea.” Sounds like they’re tryin’ to say it’s refreshin’, and I guess it is. On a hot day, it hits the spot. It ain’t like them sugary sweet drinks, ya know? It’s kinda light and crisp. Perfect for when you’re sittin’ on the porch, swattin’ flies and watchin’ the world go by.

They make it with carbonated water. That’s the fizzy part, makes it bubble up. And they put in vodka, like I said before, but it ain’t a whole lot, just a touch. They add this cane sugar, and it ain’t too much just a little bit to make it taste right, and then this here “natural flavor” which I guess is supposed to taste like tea and fruit together.

So, that’s the long and short of it. This White Claw Iced Tea, it’s a fizzy drink with a little bit of booze, a little bit of caffeine, and a little bit of flavor. It ain’t gonna break the bank, and it ain’t gonna make ya too drunk. It’s just a nice little somethin’ to sip on when you’re feelin’ thirsty or just wanna relax a bit. Now, I ain’t tellin’ ya what to do, but if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ different to drink, you might wanna give it a try.

White Claw Hard Seltzer Iced Tea ingredients: Carbonated water, Vodka, Cane sugar, Natural flavor, Citric acid.

Remember, drink responsibly and don’t overdo it. And that’s all I gotta say about that.