Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Prince of Peace Oolong tea. I ain’t no fancy tea expert, mind you, just an old woman who likes a good cuppa.

What is this Prince of Peace Oolong tea anyway? It’s tea, plain and simple. Leaves they dry and roll up, kinda like them little black worms you see after a rain. They say it’s special, this oolong, not like that strong black tea that keeps ya up all night, nor that weak green stuff that tastes like grass. It’s somewhere in between, they say. I don’t know, tastes like tea to me.

Now, some folks say drinking this tea is good for ya. They say it can help your heart beat strong, keep your brain workin’ right, and make your bones tough as nails. They even say it can keep your teeth from fallin’ out. Sounds like a miracle, don’t it? But I ain’t so sure. I just drink it ’cause I like the taste.

• Heart Health: They yap on about how it makes your heart happy. Maybe it does, maybe it don’t. I ain’t felt my heart complainin’ lately, so maybe there’s somethin’ to it.
• Brain Power: They say it keeps you sharp, like a tack. Well, I still forget where I put my glasses half the time, so I ain’t convinced. But maybe it helps a little. Who knows?
• Strong Bones: Them doctors are always goin’ on about strong bones, especially when you get old like me. If this tea helps, well, that’s a good thing, I reckon.
• Good for Your Teeth: I ain’t got many teeth left, but the ones I do got seem to be hangin’ on alright. Maybe it’s the tea, maybe it ain’t.

They also say this Prince of Peace Oolong tea can help keep you from gettin’ that sugar sickness, you know, the one where you gotta poke yourself with needles all the time. And some folks even say it can help keep you from gettin’ that awful cancer. I tell ya, if it does all that, it’s worth more than a penny. They also say you can lose weight drinking this tea. Now that would be somethin’, wouldn’t it? I been tryin’ to shed a few pounds for years. Maybe I should start drinkin’ more of it.

How much oolong tea should you drink? Well, they say don’t go drinkin’ a whole bucket of it. Four cups a day, that’s what they say is safe. Drink too much, and you might get all jittery and shaky, like a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. That’s because it’s got that stuff in it, caffeine they call it, keeps you awake, like coffee. It ain’t good for everyone, especially if you already got the jitters.

This Prince of Peace Oolong tea, they make it special. They roast it over charcoal or wood, gives it a funny taste, not bad, just…different. And then they roll it up all tight, like little dragons, they say. I don’t see no dragons, just tea leaves. But it does look kinda pretty, all curled up like that.

So, is this Prince of Peace Oolong tea worth all the fuss? I don’t know. Like I said, I just drink it ’cause I like it. It warms me up on a cold day and it tastes good. If it does all them other things they say it does, well, that’s just a bonus, ain’t it? It ain’t gonna hurt you none, unless you drink too much, just like anything else in life. So go on, try a cup. You might like it, you might not. But at least you can say you tried it.

Where do you get this tea? Well, I get mine at the store, where else? They got it in bags, and they got it loose, too. I like the loose kind, seems fresher somehow. But the bags are easier, I guess, no messin’ around with strainers and such. They got it at most big stores I reckon, just look around, you’ll find it. And if you can’t find it, well, just drink somethin’ else. It ain’t the end of the world.

Oolong tea taste: They say this oolong tea is some kind of mix between black and green tea, not strong, but not weak, just in the middle. To me it’s just tea, plain and simple, but it does have a nice taste. It ain’t bitter like some teas, and it ain’t sweet neither. Just tea.

Anyway, that’s all I gotta say about this Prince of Peace Oolong tea. It’s tea, it tastes good, and maybe it’s good for ya too. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go put the kettle on.