What brand of tea tree lemon sage body wash? Well, I tell you, this old brain ain’t what it used to be. But I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout this tea tree lemon sage body wash stuff. They say it’s good for your skin, makes you feel all tingly and clean. Like a good scrub down with a washrag, but fancier.

One name I heard was, uh, Paul somethin’. Paul Mitchell, yeah that’s it. They got this tea tree lemon sage stuff, called it “Energizing Body Wash.” Sounds like it’d wake you up in the mornin’, like a rooster crowin’ in your ear. They say it got lemon and sage in it. Lemon’s good for cleanin’, and sage… well, that’s for cookin’, ain’t it? But they put it in the body wash, so I guess it’s good for somethin’. I guess it is a good brand of tea tree body wash.

Then there’s this other one, uh… First Botany. Sounds like a fancy plant shop. They say this one’s “extra strength.” Like it’s gonna wrestle the dirt right off ya. They got tea tree oil in it, and that lemon grass stuff. My neighbor used to grow lemongrass. Smelled nice, kept the mosquitos away. And somethin’ called clary sage. Don’t know what that is, but it sounds important. Maybe it’s what makes your skin all soft, like a baby’s bottom.

And this body wash, this First Botany body wash, they say it’s good for itchy skin. My grandson, bless his heart, he gets them itchy rashes. Maybe this stuff would help him. Poor little fella, scratchin’ all the time. It is a good tea tree body wash, I think.

Oh, and there was another one… Videri! Sounds like a fancy Italian word. This Videri Lemon Sage Body Wash, they say it’s good for sensitive skin. Like if you’re all delicate and whatnot. And it’s got that tea tree oil again. Must be good stuff if everyone’s puttin’ it in their body wash. They say it protects your skin. Like a bodyguard for your body, I reckon.

These things, they ain’t cheap though. I heard someone say they cost around, what was it, sixteen dollars? Sixteen dollars for a bottle of soap! Back in my day, we just used a bar of lye soap. Did the job just fine. But I guess times are changin’.

There are also a lot of other brands. If you are looking for tea tree body wash with some other features, here is the list.

• Botanic Hearth
• J.R. Watkins

This Botanic Hearth, what is this brand? Some say it is a good brand for shower gel. I don’t know what shower gel is, sound like some city people stuff.

And what is J.R. Watkins? Never hear of this. They say it can protect skin’s moisture. What the hell is that? I just know my skin is dry like a desert.

I hear some people also use this tea tree stuff for shampoo. Now, I ain’t never heard of puttin’ tea tree in your hair. But they say it makes your hair thick and full. Like a scarecrow’s head, maybe? They also put lemon and sage in that shampoo. Clean and healthy, that’s what they say. I guess it is good, just don’t know if it is real.

And some people talk about this tea tree oil. It can kill bacteria. That’s a good thing, right? Keep those germs away. They also use sage for tea, to drink it. Say it’s good for your belly, helps with the tummy troubles. So I guess sage is a good thing for you, inside and out. I don’t know if this brand is better than others, but I think it is useful.

Well, there you have it. That’s all I know ’bout this tea tree lemon sage body wash. It’s all a bit much for this old gal, but maybe it’ll help you young folks out. Just remember, a good scrub is a good scrub, no matter what fancy name they put on the bottle. You don’t need no fancy soap to be clean. But if you got the money to spend, I guess it don’t hurt to smell like a lemon and a tea tree. These brands should be good for you to try. Just pick one you like.