Well, let me tell you somethin’ about that Arizona Lemon Iced Tea. That stuff, it’s everywhere these days. You see it in every store, gas station, even them fancy places downtown. I tried it once, think it was that big can for just 99 cents. You believe that? Still 99 cents after all these years!

They got all sorts of flavors, this Arizona Iced Tea. But that lemon one, that’s the one I see folks drinkin’ the most. It’s sweet, I’ll give it that. Real sweet, like they put a whole heap of sugar in it. Maybe too much sugar, if you ask me. But I guess some people like it that way.

They say this Arizona Iced Tea got that ginseng in it. I heard that’s supposed to be good for you. Some kinda old plant that heals what ails ya. Don’t know about all that, but it sure does taste sweet. They say it’s got some honey in it too, but I taste mostly that other kinda sugar, the corn syrup kind, they call it. The can’s pretty, I’ll give ’em that. All bright and colorful, makes you wanna grab it right off the shelf.

Now, I ain’t no expert, but I reckon there’s lots of drinks like this Arizona Lemon Iced Tea. That Gold Peak, they got one, people say it’s good too. They use real sugar in that one, I hear. Maybe that’s better, I don’t know. This Arizona one, it’s just so cheap, I guess that’s why folks buy it up.

• That Arizona Lemon Iced Tea, it’s sweet, real sweet.
• They say it’s got ginseng, supposed to be good for ya.
• It’s only 99 cents, for a big ol’ can.
• They got other flavors, but lemon’s the one I see most.
• Maybe that Gold Peak one is better, with the real sugar.

I remember back in the day, we’d make our own iced tea. Just boil some water, throw in some tea bags, let it sit out in the sun all day. Then we’d add some sugar, maybe a lemon if we had one. That was good tea, I tell ya. This Arizona Lemon Iced Tea, it’s different. It’s…well, it’s just different. It’s like they tryin’ to make it fancy or somethin’. But it’s okay, I guess.

I seen some folks mixin’ that Arizona Iced Tea with other stuff. They call it a “half and half” or somethin’. I guess that’s when you mix it with lemonade. Sounds kinda strange to me, but hey, to each their own, right? I also saw that they got a Black and White tea. What is that mean? Black and White? They all kinds of tea now.

Some say they like that Arizona stuff. They say it’s fine. But some don’t like it. They say it is not good. Some think it’s not high end. I think it’s okay. Not bad, not good, just okay. You want a sweet tea, then it’s fine, I think. You want some sweet drink, then that Arizona thing is for you. I think that’s why they sell so much. It is sweet.

This one fella, he said they call it an “Arnold Palmer”. I don’t know no Arnold Palmer, but I guess that’s what they call it when they mix that Arizona Iced Tea with somethin’ else. Sounds mighty fancy to me. I heard they got one called Green Tea. What is that green tea? They say it got that ginseng stuff in it. That ginseng again. I don’t know.

Down south, where it’s hot, they drink a lot of iced tea. They say it cools you down. I reckon that Arizona Lemon Iced Tea would do the trick. It’s cold, and it’s sweet, and it’s cheap. That’s what folks want, I guess. They want something to cool down and not spend much money. That Arizona thing, they have a lot of it. It is not hard to find.

They got all these different flavors of that Arizona Iced Tea now. Not just the lemon one. They got all sorts of fruity flavors. I saw one that was like a fruit punch or somethin’. It was all red and looked real sweet. Maybe too many flavors, if you ask me. But like I said, to each their own. If you like that stuff, then you go ahead and drink it. That’s how I see it. Drink what you like.

So, that’s what I know about that Arizona Lemon Iced Tea. It’s sweet, it’s cheap, and it’s everywhere. If you like sweet tea, then you’ll probably like it. If you don’t, well, then there’s plenty of other drinks out there. Just gotta find the one you like. That’s all there is to it, really.