Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… uh… best organic black tea, yeah? Folks say it’s good for ya, this… or-gan-ic stuff. I don’t know much ‘bout fancy words, but I know what tastes good and what don’t. And they tell me this organic stuff is better for the dirt too, not just our bellies.

Now, I heard tell there’s different kinds, like… uh… “SFTGFOP1.” Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? Some kinda fancy-pants name, I reckon. They say it’s the best, the “special finest tippy golden flowery orange pekoe one.” Sounds like somethin’ a queen would drink, not an old woman like me. But hey, if it’s good, it’s good, no matter what you call it.

Then there’s other ones, just “OP” they call ‘em. I guess that ain’t as good as the long name one, but I ain’t complainin’. Long as it’s black tea, and it’s… uh… or-gan-ic, I’ll give it a try. I ain’t picky. Well, maybe a little picky. I don’t want no bitter stuff, you hear? Gotta be smooth, gotta go down easy.

Why organic, you ask? Well, I ain’t no scientist, but they say it’s grown without all them… uh… chemicals and whatnot. You know, the stuff they spray on them plants. Makes ‘em grow big and fast, but maybe not so good for us in the long run. I figure, if God made it grow, it’s probably good enough for me. No need to mess with it too much.

They say this organic tea, it helps the… uh… “biodiversity.” That’s another big word for ya. Means all the little critters and plants and stuff, they all live together happy-like. And that’s good, right? We gotta take care of the earth, it’s the only one we got. This tea, it helps with that, they say. So I guess I’m doin’ my part, just by drinkin’ a cup.

• It’s good for the dirt.
• It’s good for the little critters.
• And maybe, just maybe, it’s good for me too.

Now, I tried some of that… uh… Whole Foods tea. 365 Organic Black Tea, that’s it. Not bad, not bad at all. Strong flavor, like they say. I like it strong. Wakes you up in the mornin’, gets you goin’. You know, I used to drink that… uh… regular tea, the kind you get at the store. But this organic stuff, it tastes… cleaner, somehow. Fresher. Hard to explain, but you know it when you taste it.

And they tell me it’s… uh… “purer.” Means it ain’t got all that junk in it, I guess. Just plain ol’ tea, the way it’s supposed to be. That’s what I like. Simple things. No fuss, no muss. Just a good cup of tea, hot and strong. That’s all a body needs sometimes.

So, if you’re lookin’ for the best organic black tea, I say, try a few different kinds. Don’t get too hung up on them fancy names. Just find one you like, one that tastes good and makes you feel good. And make sure it’s organic, you know, for the dirt and the critters and all. It’s the right thing to do, I reckon.

And don’t forget to brew it right. Boil the water, good and hot. Let it steep for a few minutes, not too long, not too short. Just right. And then, sit yourself down, relax, and enjoy. That’s the best part, ain’t it? Just sippin’ on a good cup of tea, watchin’ the world go by. Simple pleasures, that’s what life’s all about.

So there you have it, my two cents on this organic black tea. I ain’t no expert, but I know what I like. And I like this stuff. It’s good for the earth, good for the soul, and good for a tired old woman like me. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go brew myself another cup. All this talkin’s made me thirsty.