You know, I heard folks talkin’ ’bout this black cherry twisted tea thing. I thought, what in tarnation is that? Sounds fancy. But then, I tried it. Oh boy, it’s somethin’ else!

What’s this black cherry twisted tea?

Well, it’s like iced tea, you know, that sweet stuff we drink on the porch when it’s hotter than a hen in a wool sock. But this one, it’s got a kick! They say it’s twisted tea. It ain’t just regular tea. It’s got that alcohol in it. Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. And this one, it’s black cherry flavor. Like them black cherries we used to pick off the neighbor’s tree when we were kids, but all grown up and in a can.

I heard some young folks say it’s 5% ABV. I don’t know what them letters mean, but it sure does the trick. It ain’t like them strong liquors that burn your throat. This twisted tea black cherry is smooth, like butter sliding off a hot biscuit. And it tastes like a summer day, all sweet and fruity.

Why folks like this black cherry twisted tea?

• It’s sweet, like candy.
• It’s got that black cherry taste.
• It makes you feel good.
• It ain’t too strong, but it’s strong enough.
• It’s like iced tea, but better.

I reckon folks like it ’cause it’s different. It ain’t just beer or wine. It’s somethin’ in between. And that black cherry flavor, oh lord, it’s good. It’s like a treat, but for grown-ups. You can sip it slow, or you can gulp it down. Either way, it’s gonna make you smile. It is a kind of hard iced tea.

Some folks say it’s good for parties. I reckon it is. It’s easy to drink, and it makes everyone happy. I seen folks drinkin’ it at barbecues, at picnics, even at the bingo hall. It’s a crowd-pleaser, that’s for sure. And this black cherry twisted tea, I think it is the best kind of twisted tea.

How to drink this black cherry twisted tea?

Well, you just crack open a can and drink it! Ain’t no need for fancy glasses or nothin’. Just drink it straight from the can, like a real American. It has a natural black cherry flavor.

Some folks like to pour it over ice. I guess that’s okay, too. Makes it colder, I reckon. But me, I like it just the way it is. Cold from the fridge, or even a little warm. It’s all good. I even saw someone put a piece of black cherry in their can. The twisted tea has many flavors, I saw someone drinking rocket pop flavor. That’s a little too much, if you ask me.

You can drink it with food, or you can drink it by itself. It goes good with burgers, hot dogs, potato salad, all that good stuff. Or you can just sip it on the porch and watch the world go by. It’s up to you.

Where to get this black cherry twisted tea?

I seen it at the grocery store, the gas station, even the liquor store. It’s everywhere these days. It’s popular, I tell ya. Everyone’s drinkin’ it. They say it is smooth and refreshing taste. If you are a twisted tea lover, you should try it.

You can buy a single can, or you can buy a whole pack. I usually get a pack, ’cause it’s cheaper that way. And you never know when you’re gonna need a little somethin’ somethin’ to make you feel good. I think twisted tea is lower in alcohol content.

I even heard you can order it online. Imagine that! Get it delivered right to your door. But I ain’t got no computer, so I just go to the store. It’s easier that way.

Is this black cherry twisted tea good for you?

Well, I ain’t no doctor, but I reckon it ain’t the worst thing you can put in your body. It’s got that black cherry flavor, and cherries are fruit, right? So that’s gotta be good for somethin’.

But it’s got that alcohol, too. So you gotta be careful. Don’t drink too much, or you’ll be singin’ a different tune. Just a can or two, that’s all you need. It’s all about moderation, like my mama used to say. They say it’s a delightful blend of sweet and tangy flavors.

And don’t be drinkin’ and drivin’. That’s just plain stupid. If you’re gonna drink this black cherry twisted tea, do it at home, or have someone else drive you. Be smart, you hear?

All in all, this black cherry twisted tea is a good drink. It’s tasty, it’s fun, and it makes you feel good. Just remember to drink responsibly, and you’ll be alright. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I think I’m gonna go crack open another one. Cheers!