This black tea, that Turkey Hill, you know, it’s somethin’ else. My old man, he used to drink it all the time. Said it was good for what ails ya. I never did see him without a jug of it nearby. Now, I ain’t one for fancy drinks, give me a plain cup of somethin’ hot any day. But this Turkey Hill black tea, it’s got a taste that just sticks with ya.

They got all sorts now, you know? I seen one, it was cherry somethin’. Cherry Pomegranate, I think they called it. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But I bet it’s good. My neighbor, she tried it. Said it was real sweet, but not too sweet, you know? Like a treat, but not like you’re eatin’ a whole pie or somethin’. And she said everyone is drinkin’ it, that it’s a real “hit”. I don’t know about all that, but it sounds mighty popular, that black tea Turkey Hill.

And they got this other kind, unsweetened. Now, that’s more my speed. Don’t need all that sugar. Just the plain, good black tea. Keeps you goin’, you know? Gets you through the day. My old man, he used to say, “A cup of this, and you can move mountains.” He was probably exaggeratin’, but you get the idea. It’s strong stuff, that Turkey Hill tea. You can get a big jug of it, 64 ounces, they call it. That’s a lot of tea!

• They say you gotta drink it fast, though. Two weeks, they say.
• And you gotta keep it cold, in the icebox.
• Shake it up real good before you pour it.

That place where they make it, Conestoga, they call it. Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? They say they use that, what’s it called, renewable energy. Sun and wind, I reckon. That’s good, I suppose. Gotta take care of the earth, you know? Even us old folks know that. So they’re doin’ somethin’ right over there at that Turkey Hill place. They even got green tea, but that ain’t for me.

This tea, it’s popular everywhere, they say. All over. Even in them foreign places, like Russia and that, what’s it called, UK. Sounds like they all love their black tea, just like us. My granddaughter, she went to one of those places once, came back talkin’ about how much tea they drink. Said it was just like home. So maybe this Turkey Hill, they got somethin’ special there.

Now, I seen a lot of teas in my day. But this Turkey Hill black tea, it’s different. It’s, well, it’s just good. It’s like they put somethin’ extra in it. Maybe it’s that Conestoga water. Maybe it’s just good old-fashioned hard work. I don’t know. But it’s got that taste, you know? That taste that makes you wanna sit back, put your feet up, and just enjoy the day.

They got lots of kinds, I reckon. All them different flavors. I saw a whole shelf of them at the store. Lemon, that’s a classic, I guess. But they got all sorts of newfangled ones, too. You can probably find one that’s just right for you. My grandson, he likes them all, that boy does. Says this Turkey Hill tea is the best thing since sliced bread. He’s always on that Instacart thing, gettin’ it delivered right to the door. Fast, he says, one hour. I can’t imagine tea delivered so fast.

This tea, it’s more than just a drink, you know? It’s like, well, it’s like a part of life. Like sittin’ on the porch swing on a summer evenin’. Like watchin’ the sun go down. It is refreshing. It’s just good, plain, and simple. And that’s what I like about it. That Turkey Hill black tea, it’s somethin’ special. You oughta try it sometime. If you’re lookin’ for somethin’ to quench your thirst, somethin’ to make you feel good, this is it.

And that’s all I gotta say about that. Just remember, Turkey Hill black tea. It’s the real deal. Don’t need no fancy words to tell you that. Just try it. You’ll see. It’s so good. This Turkey Hill black tea, they should put it in all the stores, I say.

They say this tea, it’s got that caffeine in it. Wakes you up, I reckon. But not too much. Just enough to get you goin’. Like a little pick-me-up, you know? My old bones, they need a little pick-me-up sometimes. That is the main reason I started drinking this Turkey Hill black tea, gives me a little more energy. And this tea, it does the trick.

They make it special, for us Americans. That’s what they say. A special taste, just for us. Makes you feel kinda proud, don’t it? To have somethin’ made just for you. This black tea Turkey Hill, it’s like a little piece of home. No matter where you are.