You know, that Brisk lemon iced tea, that’s the stuff! My grandkids, they always bring it over when they come to visit. They know their old granny likes a good, sweet drink, especially when it’s hot out. This tea, it just hits the spot, you know?

This Brisk iced tea, it’s got that lemon taste. Not too much, just a little bit. Makes it taste real good. They put a lot of sugar in it, I think. It’s real sweet. But that’s okay, I like sweet things.

One time, my grandson, the little one, he spilled some on my good tablecloth. Oh, I was mad! But then, I saw how sad he was. Couldn’t stay mad at him. That lemon iced tea, it’s hard to clean up. But we got it out, eventually. Just gotta scrub and scrub.

They say this stuff ain’t good for you, you know? Too much sugar. They got all these numbers on the bottle, talking about “calories” and “daily values.” What’s that all about? I don’t know. All I know is it tastes good. And a little sweetness ain’t gonna kill ya, right?

• Brisk lemon iced tea is sweet!
• It’s got that lemon flavor.
• My grandkids like it too.

They say it’s got 70 calories or maybe it’s 80. Some bottles got 130. I don’t keep track, all these numbers. It is mostly carbs they say, 100%. No fat. Is that good or bad? I just drink it cuz it’s good.

They also talk about this “nutrition” stuff. Some big word. They grade it a “D”. Is that good or bad in school? I didn’t go to school long time ago, don’t remember that stuff. I just drink it cuz it’s tasty. They say it got “problematic ingredients”. What’s that mean? Taste good to me, not problematic.

They put all sorts of things in this Brisk iced tea. Water, that’s good. Then there’s this “high fructose corn syrup.” Sounds fancy. And “citric acid.” And “sodium polyphosphates.” What is all this stuff? They say it’s to protect the flavor. Then they got “black tea powder.” That’s what makes it tea, I guess. And “natural flavor.” What’s that? Lemon, maybe?

And then all these other things to “preserve freshness.” Like “potassium sorbate” and “sodium benzoate.” And “acesulfame potassium” and “sucralose.” And “calcium disodium EDTA.” What a mouthful! They say these are “low calorie sweeteners.” They make it sweet without the calories. But they also say these things ain’t that good for you either. Confusing, ain’t it?

This one time, my daughter, she told me I shouldn’t drink so much of this Brisk lemon iced tea. Said it’s bad for my health. Said I should drink water instead. Water! Who wants to drink just water? Boring! This tea, it’s got flavor! It’s got that kick!

I remember when I was a little girl, we didn’t have all these fancy drinks. We just drank water from the well. Or maybe some milk from the cow. Sometimes, we’d have some lemonade, if we had lemons. But it wasn’t like this Brisk iced tea. This stuff is different.

• They say Brisk Iced Tea has about 51g of sugar.
• That’s like 14 sugar cubes!
• Or 10 teaspoons! That’s a lot!

But you know what? I’m old now. I’m gonna drink what I like. And I like this Brisk lemon iced tea. It’s sweet, it’s cold, and it’s refreshing. It is good on a hot day. Makes me happy. And that’s all that matters, right?

So, next time you see that Brisk lemon iced tea in the store, you think of me. Think of an old lady, sitting on her porch, sipping on her sweet tea. And maybe, just maybe, you’ll try it yourself. You might like it. Just don’t spill it on your good tablecloth!

They ask, is Brisk iced tea bad for you? I say, it’s good for me cuz it makes me happy! A little sugar never hurt nobody. At least, not that I know of. It makes me feel good on a summer day.

This brisk lemon iced tea, it is good stuff. I drink it a lot. Maybe too much. But who cares? It is tasty. And it is cheap. I can buy it at the store. My grandkids, they bring it to me. They know I like it. They like it too. We drink it together. It is a good time. I like that brisk iced tea, yes sir, I do. It’s my favorite.