Category: White tea

Alright, let’s talk about this here white tea shampoo, the one they call Lanza. Now, I ain’t no fancy city gal, but I know a thing or two about keeping things clean, hair included. First off, what is this white tea stuff anyway? Sounds like somethin’ the rich folks drink, right? But they say it’s […]

[Body] Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here white tea raspberry stuff. I ain’t no fancy pants doctor or nothin’, but I know what tastes good and what don’t. First off, they call it “white tea,” which sounds all highfalutin, but it’s just tea, you know? Like the kind you drink when you […]

Alright, let’s talk about this white tea oil, you know, the stuff they say is so good for ya. I ain’t no fancy doctor or nothin’, but I’ve heard some things, and I’ve seen some things, so I’ll tell ya what I know. First off, what is this white tea oil anyway? Well, it’s like, […]

[Body] Alright, let’s talk about this white tea loose leaf stuff. I ain’t no fancy tea expert, but I know a thing or two ’bout what’s good and what ain’t. First off, they got all sorts of these white teas. I heard tell some are made from the young buds, the little tiny leaves just […]

[Body] Alright, alright, let’s talk about this here… uh… white tea length dress plus size thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks wear. So, you’re a bit, you know, bigger than them skinny models on the TV? Don’t you worry none. This “plus size” thing, I reckon it just means they […]

Well, let me tell you somethin’ about this white tea jasmine. I ain’t no fancy tea expert, mind you, just a regular old woman who likes a good cuppa. First off, they say this tea is good for ya. Keeps your heart pumpin’ strong, they say, and maybe even keeps you from forgettin’ where you […]

Alright, let’s talk about this white tea thing. Folks keep jabberin’ on about it, so I figured I’d set things straight, you know, the way I see it. Does White Tea Have Caffeine? Well, Yeah, But… Now, some young’uns, they think white tea’s got no caffeine. Like it’s some kinda magic water. That ain’t true. […]

Alright, let’s yak about this white tea smell-good stuff, this here “white tea fragrance oil,” you know? Folks call it somethin’ fancy like “aromatic fragrance,” but to me, it just smells nice, like them little flowers that grow wild in the field. This smell comes from a plant, they say, a “white tea plant.” Sounds […]

Alright, let’s talk about them white tea cups and saucers, you know, the ones your grandma probably had in her cupboard. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I know a thing or two ’bout these things. Seen enough of ’em in my time, I tell ya. First off, what are they? Well, they’re […]

[Body] Alright, let’s talk about brewing this white tea, you know, the fancy stuff. My old man, he always said, “Don’t go burnin’ the leaves, woman!” He was a stubborn one, but he knew his tea, I’ll give him that. So, first things first, ya gotta heat up the water. But don’t go gettin’ it […]