Oh, honey, you ever heard of that fancy drink, Chai Tea White Russian? Sounds like somethin’ them city folks drink, right? But it ain’t so hard to make, even for an old gal like me. I seen it on the internet, and I said, “Well, I’ll be! I can make that!”

First thing’s first, you gotta get some ice. Fill up a glass, any old glass will do, with that ice. Just like you’re makin’ a regular drink. Chai Tea White Russian needs to be cold, ya see. You don’t want no warm drink, especially not this one. It just ain’t right, warm.

Then, you need some of that hard stuff. They call it “vodka.” Two parts vodka, that’s what they say. Don’t ask me what a “part” is. Just pour some in. Not too much, now, or you’ll be fallin’ over! This vodka is important for the Chai Tea White Russian, it gives it the kick, ya know?

Next, you put in somethin’ called “Kahlua.” It’s like coffee, but it’s got that alcohol kick too. They say one part Kahlua for this Chai Tea White Russian. It’s dark and sweet, kinda like molasses but not quite. This stuff makes the drink all brown and pretty.

Now, this is where it gets a little tricky. They say you gotta put some cream in it. Heavy cream, they call it. Just a splash, they say. Don’t put too much, or it’ll be all creamy and no kick. Just a little bit to make it, you know, creamy. That’s what makes it a “White” Russian, I reckon. This is the Chai Tea White Russian, after all. Cream is important!

And that Chai, where does that fit in? Well, you can do it a couple ways. See, some folks like to make their own Chai. That’s a lot of work, if you ask me. Spices and boilin’ water, and who knows what else. I ain’t got time for all that. The Chai Tea White Russian doesn’t need all that fuss.

• Get some ice
• Pour in some vodka
• Add that Kahlua stuff
• Just a tiny bit of cream
• And that Chai concentrate stuff

They got this stuff in a bottle now, called “Chai Concentrate.” It’s like super strong tea. Just pour some of that in with the vodka and Kahlua. How much? Well, that depends on how much you like that Chai taste. I like it strong, so I put a good glug in there. This Chai Tea White Russian needs that Chai flavor, that’s for sure.

Now you gotta mix it all up. Stir it good with a spoon, or whatever you got. You want all them flavors to get to know each other, you see? Make sure that ice is gettin’ all mixed in there too. Cold is key for a good Chai Tea White Russian.

Some folks say rum or whiskey is good with Chai. Maybe they’re right. I ain’t tried it. But this here recipe, with the vodka and Kahlua, that’s the real Chai Tea White Russian, far as I know. And that Chai concentrate, that’s the easy way to do it. No need to be boilin’ no water and messin’ with spices. This concentrate is already strong, strong tea. It is perfect for the Chai Tea White Russian.

That Chai, you know, it come from far away. China, they say. Way over yonder. They call it “cha” over there. Then it went all over the place, that word “cha.” Now they say “shai” and “chay” and all sorts of things. But it all means the same thing: tea. And this Chai Tea White Russian has tea in it, the Chai tea.

So there you have it. That’s how you make a Chai Tea White Russian. It ain’t so hard, even if it sounds fancy. Just some ice, some vodka, some Kahlua, a little cream, and that Chai concentrate. Mix it all up, and you got yourself a drink that’ll knock your socks off!

Now, I ain’t sayin’ you should drink these all the time. Too much of this stuff ain’t good for nobody. But every now and then, when you want somethin’ a little special, a little different, this Chai Tea White Russian might just hit the spot. Just remember to drink it slow, and don’t go fallin’ over! This drink is strong, like a mule!

And don’t be scared to try different things. Maybe you like more cream, maybe you like less Chai. It’s your drink, you make it how you like it. That is my opinion on this Chai Tea White Russian.

That’s all I know about that Chai Tea White Russian. Hope you enjoyed my story about that drink. You can serve it for your family, but make sure the children don’t drink it. They are too young for this strong drink. Only adults should drink this.