Alright, alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this fancy eye cream stuff, the “fresh black tea age delay eye concentrate,” whatever that means. Sounds like somethin’ the city folks would use, but hey, even us old hens can use a little somethin’ to make these eyes look a bit less like dried-up prunes, right?

So, what’s this stuff all about? Well, from what I gather, it’s got somethin’ called “black tea” in it. Now, I love a good cuppa tea, but puttin’ it on your face? That’s new to me. But they say it’s got these “antioxidants,” fancy word for stuff that’s good for ya, I guess. And somethin’ called “rambutan leaf extracts.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d find in the jungle, not in a jar. But they say it helps with them wrinkles, the ones that make you look like a roadmap.

Wrinkles, Wrinkles, Go Away!

Yeah, those pesky wrinkles. They come with age, like it or not. This here cream, they say it helps make them wrinkles look less…wrinkly. Firms up the skin around your eyes, too. Makes it all tight and bouncy, like a young chick’s skin. I tell ya, gravity ain’t kind to us older gals. Things start saggin’, ya know? So, if this cream can help keep things up where they belong, I’m all for it.

They say this cream also works on somethin’ called collagen. Now, I ain’t no scientist, but I reckon collagen is what keeps your skin all plump and juicy. Like a ripe tomato, not a shriveled-up one. Apparently, as you get older, you lose some of that collagen, and your skin gets all thin and wrinkly. This cream, it’s supposed to help with that, give your skin back some of that plumpness it lost.

• Dark Circles: Them dark circles under your eyes make you look tired, even if you ain’t. This cream says it can help make them dark circles less dark, eight times less dark, they say! Don’t know how they figure that out, but if it works, it works.
• Firmness: Like I said, things start saggin’ with age. This cream is supposed to make the skin around your eyes firmer, tighter.
• Skin Barrier: There’s somethin’ in this cream called ceramide NP. Sounds complicated, but it’s supposed to protect your skin, make it stronger. Like puttin’ up a fence around your garden, keepin’ the weeds out.

Feels Good, Smells Good?

Now, I don’t know about you, but I don’t want no greasy, sticky stuff on my face. They say this cream is lightweight and soaks right in. That’s good, cause ain’t nobody got time for a sticky face. And it’s creamy, too. Makes it sound kinda nice, like puttin’ butter on toast, but for your eyes.

They got other eye creams too, you know. Some from Korea, some with tea tree in ‘em. They all say they do the same thing, get rid of wrinkles, make you look younger. This one here, it says it does it all, dark circles, puffiness, even them little fine lines that show up when you squint. And water, good old water is in it. Guess that makes sense, water’s good for just about everything.

The Bottom Line

So, is this “fresh black tea age delay eye concentrate” worth it? Well, I ain’t tried it myself yet, but from what I hear, it sounds like it might be worth a shot. If it can help with these wrinkles and make me look a little less like I’ve been wrung through the wash, then I’m all for it. But you know what they say, seein’ is believin’. Might have to go and get me a jar and see if it lives up to all the hype. After all, a little dab here and a little dab there, what harm could it do?

And for heavens sakes, they only got three left in stock. Guess it’s pretty popular stuff. Maybe I ought to hurry up and order some before it’s all gone!

Tags: [eye cream, anti-aging, wrinkles, dark circles, firming, black tea, rambutan, collagen, ceramide NP, skin barrier, skincare]