Alright, let’s talk about this green tea matcha face mask thing, you know? I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I know a thing or two about makin’ do with what ya got.

So, this matcha stuff, they say it’s real good for your face. Keeps ya lookin’ young, or so they say. I ain’t gettin’ any younger, that’s for sure, so I figured, why not give it a whirl? Can’t hurt nothin’, right?

First off, you gotta get the good stuff. Don’t go buyin’ no cheap junk. They say “organic” is the way to go. Means it ain’t got no nasty chemicals in it. We don’t want no nasty chemicals on our faces, no sirree. Pick the organic one! It is important!

• Get the matcha powder
• Some honey will work too.
• Maybe some of that aloe vera stuff, if you got it. Makes it nice and smooth, I hear.

Now, you take a spoonful of that matcha powder – don’t need much, just a bit will do – and dump it in a little bowl. Then you squirt in some honey. Not too much, not too little. Just enough to make it kinda pasty. Mix it all up real good. You want it to be smooth, like, you know, not all lumpy and whatnot.

If you got some of that aloe vera stuff, add a drop or two. Makes it feel real nice on your skin, I tell ya. Mix it all up again. There ya go, you got yourself a face mask. Easy peasy.

Now, before you slap that stuff on your face, you gotta wash it good. Get all the dirt and grime off. You don’t wanna be smearin’ dirt around with your fancy mask, now do ya? So wash your face real good with some warm water. Pat it dry with a clean towel.

Then, you take that mask you made and you smear it all over your face. Careful around your eyes, though. Don’t want to get that stuff in your eyes. Stings like the dickens, I bet. Just spread it all over your face, nice and even. Don’t be shy, now. Get it everywhere except the eyes and mouth, of course. Wouldn’t want to eat that stuff.

Then, you just gotta sit there and let it do its thing. They say 10 or 15 minutes is enough. I usually just sit and watch the birds outside or maybe knit a bit while I wait. Time goes by faster that way. You can do whatever you want, I guess. Just don’t go doin’ nothin’ too crazy with that mask on your face. Wouldn’t want it to crack and fall off!

After 10 or 15 minutes, you wash it all off. Use some warm water again. Make sure you get it all off. Don’t want no green streaks on your face, now do ya? Pat your face dry again with that clean towel. And that’s it. You’re done.

Now, I ain’t gonna lie to ya, I don’t know if this stuff really works or not. But my face feels kinda nice after I do it. Soft and smooth, like. And they say it’s good for wrinkles and all that. I ain’t seen no miracles yet, but I figure it can’t hurt. It at least feels good on the face, really smooth, you know!

They say this matcha stuff is full of them anti-oxidants. Whatever those are. Sounds fancy, though. And they say it helps your skin stay young and firm. Well, I’m all for that. Like I said, I ain’t gettin’ any younger, so I’ll try just about anything. I mean, at my age, you take all the help you can get.

So, there ya have it. That’s my two cents on this green tea matcha face mask thing. It’s easy to make, it feels nice, and maybe, just maybe, it’ll keep them wrinkles away a little longer. Worth a try, I reckon.

Give it a go and see what you think. And if it don’t work, well, at least you had a little fun mixin’ stuff up in a bowl. That’s what I always say – a little bit of fun never hurt nobody. And who knows, maybe your face will thank ya for it.

Tags: [Green Tea, Matcha, Face Mask, Skin Care, Organic, Anti-Aging, Beauty, DIY, Home Remedy]