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Well, hello there! Let me tell you about this thing, what’s it called? Oh yeah, kale green tea cleanser. My granddaughter got it for me, said it’s good for the face. You know, us old folks, our skin ain’t what it used to be.

First off, this stuff, it’s green. Like, real green. Like the vegetables I grow in my garden, but this one, you put it on your face. They say it’s got kale in it. Kale! I used to feed that to the chickens, now they’re putting it in face wash. The world’s gone crazy, I tell ya. But my granddaughter says it’s good for you. Says it’s got them … whatchamacallits… ant… anty… oh, you know, the stuff that fights the little red bumps on your face.

So, how do you use this kale green tea cleanser? It ain’t rocket science, that’s for sure. You squirt a little bit in your hand, just a drop or two, they say. Then you rub it on your face. But not on a wet face, mind you. Dry face first. You rub it in real good, like you’re kneading dough, but gentle like. You do that for a bit, then you add a little water. Not too much, just a splash, and keep rubbing. Do that for a minute, they say. A minute’s a long time when you’re rubbing your face, let me tell you.

Then, you wash it off. Just splash some water on your face and rub until it’s all gone. My face feels clean after, I gotta say. Not tight and dry like that soap does. This stuff, it feels…soft. Like a baby’s bottom, almost. Heh!

• What’s in it, you ask? Well, besides that kale stuff, it’s got green tea. Green tea! I drink that stuff sometimes. Helps me sleep, you know. Never thought of putting it on my face, though. They also say it has some kinda spinach in it. Spinach! Just like Popeye, the sailor man, but for your face. Ha! And then there’s some oil, too. Makes it smooth, I guess. They say it’s got them omega thingies and that hyaluronic acid, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, but as long as it works, I ain’t complaining.
• Does it work? Well, I’ve been using it for a few weeks now. My face, it looks a little better, I think. Not so many wrinkles, maybe. And those little red bumps, they’re not so bad anymore. My granddaughter says I’m glowing. Glowing! At my age! But it does feel nice. Clean and soft. And it smells good too. Not like that perfume stuff, but fresh. Like… like a garden, I guess.

They say this face wash is good for taking off makeup too. Now, I don’t wear much makeup myself, just a little powder on Sundays, but my granddaughter, she wears all sorts of stuff. She used this kale green tea cleanser and she said her face was clean as a whistle. No more of that raccoon eyes look for her!

This here Youth To The People stuff, it’s a bit pricey, though. My granddaughter bought me the refill pouch this time, save a few pennies, she says. But I guess if it works, it’s worth it. Better than spending money on those fancy creams that don’t do nothin’. And this one, it’s gentle. Doesn’t sting my eyes or make my face red. That’s important, you know, for us sensitive types.

So, there you have it. My take on this kale green tea cleanser. It’s green, it smells good, and it makes my face feel clean and soft. If you’re looking for somethin’ new for your face, give it a try. You might just like it. And who knows, maybe you’ll start glowin’ too!

Oh, and one more thing. They say it’s good for acne. You know, those pimples the youngsters get. So, if you got a teenager with a face full of bumps, this stuff might just do the trick. Worth a shot, ain’t it?

Tags: kale cleanser, green tea cleanser, face wash, skincare, anti-aging, acne, gentle cleanser, makeup remover, Youth To The People, sensitive skin, antioxidants