Okay, so I’ve been seeing this “kale green tea spinach vitamins cleanser” thing all over the internet, and I figured, why not give it a shot? My skin’s been kinda dull lately, so I’m up for trying anything, really.

Getting Started

First, I gathered all the stuff. Obviously, I needed kale, green tea (I just used a tea bag), and spinach. I also grabbed some vitamins – I just used the multi-vitamins I take every morning, figured it couldn’t hurt. It is called “vitamins cleanser”, so I thought it has to be good.

Mixing it Up

I brewed the green tea first, just like I normally would, and let it cool down. While that was happening, I took a handful of kale and a handful of spinach and threw them into my blender.

I crushed one of my multivitamin tablets – it was kinda hard, but I managed – and added that to the blender too. Then, I poured in the cooled green tea.

The Blending

I blended everything together until it was, well, a green smoothie-looking thing. It wasn’t the prettiest, I gotta admit, but it smelled kinda fresh, so that was a good sign, I guess.

The Cleansing Part

• I splashed my face with some water first.
• Then I took a bit of the mixture and rubbed it all over my face. It felt…weird. Kinda cold and slimy.
• I massaged gently.
• I left it on for a couple of minutes – I didn’t really know how long to leave it, so I just guessed.
• Finally, I rinsed it all off with warm water.

Did it Work?

Honestly, my skin did feel a little softer afterward. And maybe a tiny bit brighter? It’s hard to say for sure after just one try. It definitely didn’t feel worse, so that’s something. I’m not sure if it’s the “miracle cleanser” that everyone’s hyping it up to be, but it was a fun experiment, I suppose! I might try it again a few more times and see if I notice any bigger changes. I will keep all updated.