Well, well, well, look what we got here, massive tea bags! Ain’t that somethin’? Back in my day, we just had them little ones, but now they got these big ol’ things. I reckon you could make a whole pot of tea with just one of ’em.

You know, I seen on the TV that the Queen of England, she drinks tea. Not just any tea, mind you. She drinks that fancy Earl Grey stuff, with a little bit of milk. No sugar, though. She’s watchin’ her figure, I guess. But this tea bag, I bet she never seen one like this before. This thing is huge, the biggest one!

They say there was a record tea bag, made in Japan, over in a place called Aichi Prefecture. Weighed more than 550 pounds! Can you imagine? That’s bigger than my old cow Bessie! I don’t know what they’d do with all that tea, though. Maybe they had a whole village drinkin’ it! That’s a massive tea bag!

Nowadays, you can get these big tea bags all over the place. I saw a bunch of ’em online. There’s one called “Fenshine,” and they sell 100 of ’em in a pack. That’s a lot of tea! And they got these little strings on ’em, so you can pull ’em out easy. No mess, they say. The price is good, only $8.99! That’s cheap.

• Fenshine 100Pcs Large Tea Bag
• Zubebe 2400 Pcs Disposable Tea
• Pure And Easy Tea, Premium Tea

There are other brands too. One’s called “Zubebe,” and they sell 2400 at once! Who needs that much tea? Must be for a restaurant or somethin’. And then there’s “Pure And Easy Tea.” Sounds fancy, don’t it? They cost more, though, like $14.95. For folks with more money than sense, I reckon. Also there are some other cheap massive tea bags, only $5.99! I think that is good.

They even got these reusable ones now. Made of cloth, they are. You just put your loose tea in ’em, tie ’em up, and dunk ’em in the hot water. Then you can wash ’em out and use ’em again. Saves money, I suppose, if you drink a lot of tea. I found “Numola” sell 50 of ’em for just $8.99. That’s not bad, right?

• Numola 50Pcs Unbleached Cotton Tea Bags
• Gdeal 10Pcs Large Cotton Muslin
• Tambee Reusable Tea Bags Coffee

And get this, they even got special ones for makin’ tea in a big pot. They call ’em “Full Pot Tea Bags.” I guess if you got a lot of folks over, you can just use one of these instead of a bunch of little ones. Save you some time, maybe. One of them only need $5.00, I think that is not expensive.

These big tea bags, they’re good for other things too, not just tea. I saw someone say they use ’em for makin’ a bath! They put herbs and such in ’em, and it makes the water all nice and smelly. Like a giant tea bag for your body! That’s a funny idea. Someone makes a gift with a massive tea bag and a rubber duck. It’s so funny.

If you want to make your tea stronger, you can use two of the regular tea bags. Or, I suppose, one of these massive tea bags. Just let it cool down to room temperature after you brew it. That’s what they say, anyway. I still like mine hot, though.

There are some expensive tea bag, like $15,000. It’s PG Tips Diamond Tea Bag. It has 280 diamonds, 2.56-carat! That’s crazy. That is not a tea bag for drink. But normally the tea bag has 2 grams to 3.5 grams tea. It depends on what kind of tea bag it is. The big one must have more tea inside.

Well, I’ll be. These massive tea bags are somethin’ else. I might have to try one of ’em sometime, just to see what all the fuss is about. But for now, I think I’ll stick to my regular ones. They might be small, but they get the job done.