Well, let me tell you ’bout this Numi White Rose Tea, it ain’t like that strong stuff some folks drink.

It’s called Numi White Rose Tea, and it’s kinda special. They take this white tea, the kind that’s light and smells nice, and then they mix it with little rosebuds. Spring-picked, they say. Makes it smell real pretty, like a flower garden after a rain.

You know, I ain’t one for fancy drinks, but this one’s kinda nice. It’s real gentle on your stomach, not like that coffee that gives me the jitters. I can drink this stuff all day long and it don’t bother me none.

• It smells real nice, like roses.
• It tastes light and kinda sweet, not bitter at all.
• It don’t make my heart race, so that’s a good thing.

Now, them city folks, they say this tea is good for you. Somethin’ ‘bout keepin’ your sugar levels right, preventin’ all sorts of sicknesses like heart trouble and that sugar disease. They call it “insulin resistance” and “metabolic disease,” sounds mighty complicated to me. I just know it makes me feel good.

And they say it’s clean too. No bad stuff in it. Them scientists, they worry about heavy metals and pesticides, but this Numi tea, they say it’s pure. Meets all them government rules, FDA they call it. So, I guess that’s good, right? I don’t want no poison in my tea, that’s for sure.

This white tea, it’s supposed to calm you down. Make you feel all relaxed and peaceful. And it don’t have much of that caffeine stuff, so you ain’t gonna be bouncing off the walls. Just a little bit of energy, enough to get you through the day. It gives you a “subtle yet refreshing lift” like the fancy folks say, but to me it just means I don’t feel so tired after I drink it.

Some folks drink all sorts of teas, but this Numi, it’s one of the good ones. Pesticide-free, they say. That means no nasty chemicals sprayed all over it. That’s important, you know? We gotta take care of ourselves, eat good food, drink good tea. Ain’t nobody gonna do it for us.

You can buy it in these little bags, 16 of ‘em in a box. Easy to make, just boil some water, dunk a bag in, and let it sit for a bit. I like to add a little honey sometimes, makes it extra sweet. But it’s good all by itself too.

White Rose Tea from Numi, that’s the name. Remember it. It’s a good tea, a clean tea. And it’ll make you feel good, inside and out. It’s not just somethin’ to drink when you’re sick, it’s somethin’ you can enjoy every day. It’s kinda like a little treat, you know? A little bit of sunshine in a cup.

I heard some folks say that white tea is “highly valued” and got “numerous health benefits”. I don’t know about all that fancy talk, but I do know it makes me feel good. And that’s all that matters to me. It’s got a “mild flavor” and “low caffeine content,” so it’s not gonna knock you over. Just a nice, gentle drink.

So, if you’re lookin’ for a good tea, somethin’ that’s tasty and good for you, give this Numi White Rose Tea a try. You might just like it. And if you don’t, well, more for me, I reckon.

I’ve tried a lot of different teas in my time, and this one, it’s a keeper. It’s the kind of tea you can share with your friends, your family, even your neighbors. It’s a friendly tea, a comforting tea. And in this crazy world, we could all use a little bit of comfort, don’t you think?

So go on, get yourself a box. You won’t regret it. And tell ’em old [omitted] sent ya. They won’t know who I am, but that’s alright. Just you enjoy your tea, and that’s good enough for me.

Remember Numi White Rose Tea, 16 tea bags, it’s the good stuff. And don’t let nobody tell you different.