Alright, let’s talk about this organics green tea with matcha, you know, the stuff all the young folks are drinkin’ these days. I ain’t no fancy doctor or nothin’, but I’ve been around long enough to see what’s what.

First off, they say this matcha stuff is good for ya. Like, real good. They say it can make your body work faster, clean out all the bad stuff inside, make you feel calm and happy, and even help with that cholesterol thing the doctor’s always yellin’ about. Sounds like a whole lot of hocus pocus to me, but hey, if it works, it works.

They also say it’s got all sorts of vitamins and stuff in it. You know, like that vitamin C you get from oranges, and some other things I can’t even pronounce. Selenium, zinc, magnesium… sounds like a bunch of rocks to me! But they say it makes your body strong and helps you fight off colds and such. Well, I ain’t had a cold in years, and I ain’t drinkin’ no fancy tea, but maybe it’ll help you young’uns.

Now, this “organic” part, that’s somethin’ I understand a little better. It means they ain’t usin’ all them nasty chemicals and bug sprays on