That red white blue twisted tea, you know, it’s the drink everyone’s been talking ’bout. It’s like beer, but it’s tea, and it’s got that kick, you know what I mean?

My neighbor, she brought some over the other day. Said it’s called Twisted Tea Rocket Pop. Now, I ain’t one for fancy names, but I gotta say, this stuff is pretty good.

What’s in That Twisted Tea?

Well, they say it’s made with real brewed tea. And it’s got that alcohol in it, like beer. They say it’s 5% alcohol, that’s what it is. But you can’t hardly taste it, it goes down so smooth. I had a couple, felt pretty good.

• It’s like a malt beverage.
• Got that tea flavor.
• And it’s got that alcohol kick!

The Flavors, Oh Boy!

They got all sorts of these twisted tea flavors now. This one, this red white and blue twisted tea, it’s like them popsicles we used to get as kids. Remember those? Red, white, and blue? Tastes just like ’em. Fruity and sweet.

They got a bunch of other ones too, this one I tried, called Twisted Tea original, that is the basic one. Just good old tea flavor. Then there is Twisted Tea Half and Half, that is like tea and lemonade together. Even there is a Twisted Tea Peach, like the peach, you know.

This Rocket Pop Twisted Tea, though, that’s the one everyone’s going crazy for. It’s only around for the summer, they say. Limited edition, they call it. Gotta get it while you can, I reckon.

Twisted Tea Party Pack

Now, if you really wanna try all these things, they got this thing called a Twisted Tea Party Pack. Got a bunch of different flavors all in one box. That’s what my neighbor brought. She’s always prepared, that one.

• Original Twisted Tea
• That Half & Half one
• The Peach one
• And that Rocket Pop, the red white blue twisted tea!

Four different kinds in there, plenty to go around. Good for a party, or just sittin’ on the porch, watching the world go by.

Everyone’s Drinkin’ It

They say this twisted tea is the number one hard iced tea. I don’t know about all that, but I do see a lot of folks drinkin’ it. They are saying “America Parties with Tea”, that is what they are saying.

Even the young folks like it. My grandkids, they come over, they’re always askin’ for some twisted tea. I tell ’em, “This ain’t for kids!” But they sure do love that sweet taste.

Why is This Twisted Tea So Popular?

I think people like it ’cause it’s different. It ain’t beer, it ain’t them hard seltzers. It’s twisted tea. It’s got that tea flavor, but it’s also got that kick. And it’s sweet, but not too sweet. Just right, you know?

And them flavors, like that red white blue twisted tea, that Rocket Pop one. It brings you back. Reminds you of being a kid, eating popsicles on a hot summer day. It’s like a good memory, in a can.

Where Can You Get This Stuff?

Well, you can get twisted tea pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Grocery stores, liquor stores, even some gas stations got it. Just look for that yellow box, with the twisted tea logo on it. You can’t miss it.

And if you want that Rocket Pop one, that red white blue twisted tea, you better hurry. Like I said, it’s only around for the summer. Once it’s gone, it’s gone. And you don’t want to miss it, that’s what I tell ya. I think I need to get some more of that red white blue twisted tea before it’s all gone!

So, if you’re looking for something new to try, give that twisted tea a shot. Especially that red white and blue one. It’s a real treat, that’s what it is. You might just like it, who knows.