Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here fancy drink, the Starbucks Peach Green Tea. I ain’t no city slicker, so I’ll just tell ya like it is.

First off, they call it “green tea.” Now, I’ve had my share of tea, the kind you grow in your backyard, sun-dried and all. This stuff, it’s different. They mix it up with a bunch of other things, makes it taste… well, kinda fruity.

• They say there’s somethin’ called “spearmint” in it. Tastes a little like that mint growin’ by the creek, but sweeter.
• Then there’s this “lemon verbena” and “lemongrass.” Sounds fancy, huh? Just makes it lemony, but not sour like a lemon you pick straight off the tree. More like a…gentle lemon, if that makes any sense.

And get this, they put lemonade in it too! Not a whole lot, just a “splash,” they say. Makes it a bit tangy, you know? Like when you add a bit of sugar to your sour berries to make ’em palatable.

They serve it over ice, which is nice when it’s hotter than a furnace outside. I tell ya, sittin’ on the porch, sippin’ this here Starbucks Peach Green Tea, it’s kinda refreshin’. Makes you feel…fancy, even though you’re just sittin’ there, watchin’ the chickens peck at the ground.

Now, they talk about “layers of flavors.” I ain’t sure ’bout all that. To me, it just tastes good. It ain’t too sweet, ain’t too sour, just…right. Like when you make a pie and all the ingredients come together just perfect.

They also say it’s only got 80 calories. Now, I ain’t one for countin’ calories. I eat what I eat, and work hard for it. But I guess if you’re watchin’ your figure, that’s a good thing. Means you can have a couple of these without feelin’ too guilty.

This Starbucks Peach Green Tea thing, it’s kinda like a summer day in a cup. Makes you think of sunshine and flowers and…well, just good things. It’s a nice change from my regular iced tea, that’s for sure.

I heard some folks say it’s too expensive. And yeah, it ain’t cheap like makin’ your own tea. But sometimes, it’s nice to treat yourself, you know? Like buyin’ a new dress for church or gettin’ a fancy haircut. This drink, it’s kinda like that – a little treat for yourself.

If you ain’t never tried it, I say give it a whirl. You might like it, you might not. But it’s always good to try new things, ain’t it? Even an old woman like me likes a little somethin’ different now and then. And this Starbucks Peach Green Tea, well, it’s different alright.

I’ve tried makin’ somethin’ like it at home, with my own green tea and some lemons and mint. It’s good, but it ain’t the same. There’s somethin’ about the way they make it at that Starbucks place… makes it taste…special. Maybe it’s the fancy names they use, maybe it’s the ice, I dunno.

But I tell ya what, on a hot day, when you’re tired from workin’ in the garden or cleanin’ the house, there’s nothin’ quite like sippin’ on a cold Starbucks Peach Green Tea. It just makes you feel a little bit better, a little bit happier. And that, to me, is worth a few extra pennies.

So next time you’re feelin’ hot and bothered, or just want a little somethin’ special, go on and try this here Peach Green Tea. You might be surprised. It’s a fancy drink, sure, but even an old country woman like me can appreciate somethin’ tasty and refreshin’ when she tastes it. It’s just good, plain and simple.

And that’s all I gotta say ’bout that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens. They gettin’ mighty restless.