Well, let me tell you somethin’ about this here Surfside Green Tea. I ain’t no fancy city folk, but I know what tastes good, and this here drink, it’s somethin’ else.

First off, they say it’s got vodka in it. Now, I ain’t much of a drinker, but a little bit never hurt nobody. And this here vodka, it don’t taste harsh or nothin’. It’s smooth, like a good ol’ summer breeze.

And then there’s the tea. They say it’s real tea, not that fake stuff. And it tastes like it too. It ain’t bitter or sour, it’s just right. They say it’s got that Sencha tea in it, the one them Japanese folks like so much. Heard it’s the best kinda tea over there. They also got somethin’ called Bancha, but I reckon that ain’t as good as the Sencha. And then there’s somethin’ fancy soundin’, Long Jing or Dragonwell, they call it. Sounds like somethin’ out of a fairy tale, but I heard it’s the oldest kind of green tea, been around forever. Anyways, this Surfside tea, it’s got that good tea taste, you know?

They also put juice in it. Real juice, they say. And it ain’t too sweet neither. Only got a little bit of sugar, not like them sugary drinks them youngsters are always guzzlin’. This here drink, it’s just right for a hot day, or any day really.

• Vodka – Smooth and not too strong.
• Real Tea – Sencha, they call it, the good stuff.
• Real Juice – Not too sweet, just right.
• Low Sugar – Only a little bit, not like them other drinks.

Now, they say this here drink only got 100 calories. That ain’t much, is it? I reckon I can have a couple without feelin’ too guilty. And it ain’t got no bubbles neither. I ain’t a fan of them fizzy drinks, makes my stomach rumble.

They say this here Surfside Green Tea, it’s got notes of honey and ginseng. Now, I ain’t never tasted ginseng before, but it sounds fancy. And the honey, well, that’s just plain good. It gives the drink a little bit of sweetness, but not too much. It’s just right, like I said.

This drink, it’s smooth and natural, just like they say. It’s made with that Stateside Vodka, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, but as long as it tastes good, I ain’t complainin’. And they say it’s got somethin’ called caffeine in it. That’s what keeps you goin’, you know? Gives you a little pep in your step. But it comes from the tea, not from no fancy chemicals or nothin’. It’s all natural, they say.

I tell you what, this here Surfside Green Tea, it’s the drink you didn’t know you needed. It’s perfect for a hot day, or any day really. It’s smooth, it’s tasty, and it ain’t too sweet. It’s just right. And it’s got that little bit of somethin’ somethin’ that makes you feel good. I reckon I’ll be havin’ a few more of these here drinks. You should try it too. You won’t be disappointed, I tell ya.

And let me tell you somethin’ else, it’s crafted for folks who like a smooth drink. It ain’t rough or nothin’, goes down easy. Like them folks in the city say, “smooth and natural.” Well, they got that right, I reckon.

So there you have it. My two cents on this here Surfside Green Tea. It ain’t nothin’ fancy, but it’s good. Real good. And that’s all that matters, right?

Now, I gotta go get myself another one. All this talkin’s made me thirsty. You go on and try it for yourself. You won’t regret it. It’s the best darn green tea drink I ever had, and I ain’t just sayin’ that.