This tea, you know, the one called White Ginger Pear, it’s something else. I heard folks talkin’ ’bout it, sayin’ it’s good for what ails ya. Well, I ain’t gettin’ any younger, so I figured I’d give it a try.

White Ginger Pear Tea

Now, this ain’t your regular tea, like the kind you get at the store. It’s fancy, they call it Tea Forte. Sounds like some kind of music, don’t it? But it’s tea. And they got all kinds, but this White Ginger Pear, that’s the one they say is special.

They say it’s got this ginger in it, which is good for your belly. My belly ain’t been right since I ate that bad potato salad at the church picnic. And pear, well, pear is just sweet and good. They say it’s like the ones from the orchard, all juicy and fresh. I remember when we had a pear tree out back, years ago. Best pears I ever tasted.

• This White Ginger Pear tea, they say it fights off the bad stuff.
• Keeps you from gettin’ sick, you know?
• And it’s got no caffeine, so it won’t keep you up all night.
• My old bones need all the sleep they can get.

You just boil some water, like you do for any tea, but this one, they say you gotta use fresh Asian pears. I don’t know where you are supposed to find that kind of thing. I have some old apples in the fridge. Maybe that will do just fine. They also say to add some other ingredients, but they don’t tell you what they are. I’ll just throw in some random leaves, I guess. After the water boils, you just drink it.

And this Tea Forte White Ginger Pear, it comes in a big old bag, they call it a pouch. A pound of it! That’s enough tea to last you a good long while, I reckon. Unless you got a whole bunch of folks comin’ over, then maybe not so long. But for just me, that’s a lot of tea.

Tea Forte White Ginger Pear is Good

They got all kinds of this Tea Forte stuff, but the White Ginger Pear, that’s the one I’m talkin’ ’bout. And they say it’s got this lemon balm in it. Sounds like somethin’ you’d put on your skin, but it’s in the tea. They say it’s from the mint family. Well, I like mint. Mint’s good. So, I don’t know what’s in it, but it makes the tea clean. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds good.

This tea, it’s supposed to be good for you, you know? Like medicine, but it tastes better than that nasty cough syrup they give you at the doctor’s. They say it helps you fight off sickness. Well, I ain’t been feelin’ too good lately, what with this cold goin’ around. Maybe this White Ginger Pear tea will do the trick.

Now, they sell this tea all over, I reckon. But they also got it in Australia, which is way over there. It’s in another country, you know. It’s like you can’t even get it here in our country. How is that fair? And it’s even out of stock. I don’t know who’s buying all of it, but they need to leave some for the rest of us. I sure hope they get some more soon. I am not getting any younger here, and my belly needs some of that tea.

They say it’s got all kinds of good stuff in it, this White Ginger Pear tea. Ants-something and anti-something else. They are called antioxidants, I think. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds important. They say it’s like a shield, protectin’ you from the bad stuff. Well, there’s a lot of bad stuff out there these days, so maybe I need a whole pot of this tea.

White Ginger Pear Tea is Great

So, if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ to warm you up and maybe make you feel a little better, this Tea Forte White Ginger Pear tea might be worth a try. It’s a little fancy, but sometimes fancy ain’t so bad. And who knows, maybe it’ll even help you live a little longer. I sure hope so.

And they say this tea, this White Ginger Pear, it’s made with whole leaves. Not that ground-up stuff you get in those little bags. Whole leaves, from the best tea places in the world. They say it’s from the best tea plantations. I don’t know what those are, but they sound fancy. Sounds like somethin’ them rich folks would drink. Well, maybe now I can be fancy, too, drinkin’ my Tea Forte. They say it’s made from delicate white tea leaves, which I guess are different from the green ones. And it has a little bit of pear and spicy ginger. Spicy sounds good. I like a little spice in my life.

They even sell it in a pack of 40. That’s a lot of tea. I guess it’s for people who really like this stuff. Maybe I’ll become one of those people. I don’t know what Hedychium coronarium is, but it sounds like it’s a kind of flower. So I guess you can make tea from that, too. I don’t know where you would even find one. I only have some roses in my garden. I wonder if they will make good tea.

This Tea Forte White Ginger Pear, it sure is somethin’. Fancy name, fancy tea, but maybe it’s just what this old body needs. I’m gonna give it a try and see if it makes me feel any better. If it does, I’ll be sure to tell everyone about it. Maybe we’ll all start drinkin’ it and we’ll all live to be a hundred. Wouldn’t that be somethin’?