Alright, let’s yak about this Tea House White River place, eh? I ain’t no fancy writer, so I’ll just tell it like it is, the way we talk back home.

First off, this Tea House, it ain’t no ordinary tea house, ya know? It’s in this White River Junction, Vermont. Some kinda fancy address, 50 Woodstock Road they say. Sounds like a place with them big, expensive houses, not like our dirt roads back in the holler.

Now, what they sellin’ there ain’t just tea, though I reckon they got that too. They sellin’ this “Green Mountain cannabis” stuff. Cannabis, that’s what them city folks call it. We just call it weed. Yeah, the stuff that makes ya feel all giggly and sleepy.

• Green Mountain somethin’ somethin’: Sounds fancy, don’t it? They say they “mindfully curate” it. I ain’t sure what “curate” means, but I guess they pick it real careful-like. Like pickin’ the best tomatoes from the garden, I suppose. Only it ain’t tomatoes, it’s weed.
• Legal Weed, they say: Now, that’s somethin’ ain’t it? Back in my day, if you had a little weed, you kept it quiet. But now, they sellin’ it right out in the open, like it’s apples or somethin’. Says right here, “Recreational dispensaries are legal in Vermont.” And in Maine too, for that matter. Who’d a thunk it?

So, this Tea House, it’s like a store, but for weed. They call it a “dispensary,” sounds like a place you get medicine, but this medicine makes you happy, not better, I reckon.

I heard tell it opened up not too long ago, November 23rd, 2024, to be exact. Must be doin’ good business, all them city folks lining up for their weed. I seen pictures, it looks all clean and bright, not like them shady places you used to find that stuff.

Now, I ain’t never smoked no weed myself. I’m too old for that kinda stuff. But I ain’t judgin’ nobody. If them folks wanna smoke it, let ’em smoke it. Long as they ain’t botherin’ nobody, that’s what I say.

This Green Mountain weed they sellin’, it’s s’posed to be good stuff. I heard some folks say it helps ’em with their aches and pains. Others just like it to relax, ya know? After a long day workin’ in them fancy offices, I guess they need somethin’ to take the edge off. We used to just have a beer or two after work on the farm, but times are changin’ I guess.

What’s it like inside? I ain’t been there myself, but from what I hear, it ain’t like no ol’ head shop. It’s all modern and clean. They got folks in there that know all about this weed stuff, they can tell you which kind will make you sleepy, which kind will make you giggly, and which kind will just make you hungry. It’s like a whole new language they speak.

White River Junction, sounds like a busy place. All them cars and people, rushin’ around. Not like our quiet little town. But I guess that’s where the money is, where folks can afford to buy this fancy weed. And this Tea House, it’s right there in the middle of it all, sellin’ away.

So, there ya have it. That’s the lowdown on this Tea House White River. It’s a place that sells legal weed, fancy weed at that, in a fancy town. It ain’t my cup of tea, but hey, to each their own, right? If it makes folks happy, then I reckon it can’t be all bad. Just seems strange to me, this whole legal weed business. But then again, the world’s changin’ faster than I can keep up with these days.

Is it safe? Well, they say it’s legal, so I guess it’s gotta be safe, right? At least safer than buyin’ it from some shady fella on the street corner. And they got rules and regulations, I heard. Gotta be a certain age, can’t smoke it in public, that kinda stuff. So, it ain’t the Wild West or nothin’. They tryin’ to keep it civilized, I guess.

Anyways, that’s all I know about this Tea House White River. If you’re lookin’ for some legal weed in Vermont, that’s the place to go, I hear. Me, I’ll stick to my sweet tea and porch swing. That’s enough to make this ol’ lady happy.