Alright, let me tell ya ’bout this place, this… tea house, yeah, in White River Junction, VT. Folks call it “The Tea House”. Now, I ain’t no fancy city slicker, so I’ll just tell it like it is. It’s one of them places where they sell that… Green Mountain cannabis stuff. You know, the stuff that makes you giggle and feel all floaty.

What’s the big deal about this Tea House?

Well, from what I hear, it’s a pretty popular spot. Folks come from all over to get their hands on that Green Mountain stuff. They got all sorts of things, too. Not just the regular old… you know… They got different kinds, strong ones, weak ones, ones that make you sleepy, ones that make you wanna clean the whole darn house. It’s a whole big thing, I tell ya.

I heard some young’uns talkin’ ’bout it the other day. They were sayin’ somethin’ ’bout “mindfully curated” products. Don’t ask me what that means, but it sounds fancy, right? Like they pick out the good stuff, not just any old weeds from the side of the road. They take it serious, these folks.

• They got all kinds of Green Mountain cannabis.
• People come from far and wide to visit.
• They say they “mindfully curate” their stuff, whatever that means.

Where is this place, anyhow?

It’s in White River Junction, Vermont. That’s up north, you know. Pretty country up there, I hear. Lots of trees and mountains. This Tea House place, it’s right there in the middle of it all. Easy to find, I guess, if you know where you’re goin’. I ain’t never been there myself, mind you. But I hear things, you know? Folks talk.

Is it the only place to get that Green Mountain stuff?

Nope. There’s other places around, too. I heard tell of some places called De Pot Shop, Five Seasons Cannabis Company, Mountain Girl Cannabis, and Down To The Roots. Sounds like a whole lotta competition, if you ask me. But this Tea House, it seems to be the one everyone’s talkin’ ’bout. Maybe they got the best stuff, or maybe they just got a good name. Who knows?

What do folks do there, at this Tea House?

Well, I reckon they go there to buy that Green Mountain cannabis stuff. And then, I guess, they go home and… use it. I don’t know what all they do with it. Some folks use it to relax, some use it to feel better when they’re achin’, and some just use it to have a good time. It ain’t my business, I tell ya. But it seems like a lot of folks are doin’ it these days.

Is it safe?

Now, that’s a good question. I ain’t no doctor, so I can’t tell ya for sure. But I reckon it’s like anything else, you gotta be careful. Don’t go overboard, you know? And don’t go drivin’ around after you’ve had some of that stuff. That’s just common sense, ain’t it? From what I hear, this Tea House place, they’re pretty careful about who they sell to. They don’t want no trouble, and they don’t want anyone gettin’ hurt.

Should you go there?

Well, that’s up to you, ain’t it? If you’re lookin’ for that Green Mountain cannabis stuff, and you’re in White River Junction, Vermont, then I guess it’s worth checkin’ out. But if you ain’t into that kinda thing, then maybe you should just stick to your tea and biscuits. Me? I’ll stick to my chamomile, thank you very much. That Green Mountain stuff, it ain’t for me. But hey, to each their own, right? Just be careful and responsible, that’s all I’m sayin’.

So there you have it, a little somethin’ ’bout this Tea House in White River Junction, VT. It’s a place where they sell Green Mountain cannabis, folks come from all over, and it’s just one of them places in this world. Now, you go on and do what you gotta do, and I’ll go back to mindin’ my own business.