This tea set black and white, you know, I saw it at my neighbor’s, she is always showing off. She got all sorts of fancy stuff. But this one, it caught my eye. Black and white, just like them old TV shows. She use it for drinking tea, makes her feel like a queen, I guess.

This black tea, they say it good for your heart. My old man, he got a bad ticker. Doctor always say, “Drink this, drink that.” Maybe I should tell him to drink more black tea. Clean out all that bad stuff in your blood, they say. Like cleaning out a dirty old pipe. And this white tea, I hear it good for you, too. More of that good stuff than the black one even. Keep you calm, like when you got them chickens all riled up.

My neighbor, she got a whole bunch of stuff with that tea set. A whole set you know. She calls it some fancy name, Junzi Liujiantao or something. Got a vase thing, a scoop, a little spoon, and a funnel. Even got little tongs and a pointy thing. She’s always got to be different.

• That black tea, they say it helps your lungs.
• Good if you smoke them cigarettes. My old man, he used to smoke like a chimney.
• Maybe that’s why his heart so bad.
• This white tea, they say it can even fight them bad cells in your body.
• Them ones that make you real sick.

She said the older the tea set, the more money it is worth. Like them old coins my grandson collects. He’s always looking for them rare ones. This tea set black and white, though, I don’t know how old it is. Looks new to me, all shiny and clean.

I saw some in the store the other day. All black and white, with them little dots. Cost a pretty penny, too. Over fifty dollars. Can you believe that? For a teapot and some cups. Back in my day, we just used whatever we had. Didn’t need no fancy tea set black and white.

You can find them all over, these tea set black and white. Online, in stores, everywhere. They even got some made of that fancy bone china stuff. For six people, no less. Who needs tea for six people? Just me and my old man here. The price is always different, depends on where you get it and how fancy it is. Just like everything else in this world.

They got all kinds. Some with flowers, some plain. Some with horses on them. Horses! Who puts horses on a tea set? I don’t know. People these days, they got all sorts of strange ideas. But this tea set black and white, it is kind of pretty, I guess.

They even got some that are square. Square! Can you imagine a square teapot? Made of that white stuff, porcelain, they call it. And it got a metal thing inside, for the tea, I guess. And a wooden lid. Wood and porcelain. Who would have thought?

This one set I saw, it got this strong black tea, they call it Bigfoot. And some other kind, white tea, they call it Yeti. Sounds like them monsters they talk about on the TV. And it comes with a cup thing to make the tea in. They think of everything these days, I swear.

They say tea good for you. I guess the color makes a big difference. I don’t know about that Yeti tea, but that Bigfoot black tea, maybe I should drink more of it. You know, black tea, it kinda tough, like Bigfoot. White tea, it is kinda light and fluffy. Just like the snow. This tea set black and white, it is all about tea drinking. Good tea, bad tea, black tea, white tea. All kinds. These young people, they know how to drink.

If you are looking for a tea set black and white, just look around. They are everywhere. Just like them weeds in my garden. Always popping up where you least expect them. I still think a plain old cup is good enough for me. But hey, to each their own, right? Some people like the simple life, and others like a little fancy. Just don’t spend your whole life savings on a teapot, that is all I have to say.