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Alright, let’s talk about this… this thing, yeah, the Westin White Tea Diffuser. Folks say it smells real nice, like some fancy tea or somethin’. I ain’t no expert on fancy stuff, y’know, but I can tell ya what I heard and what I think.

First off, they say it’s the “signature Westin scent”. Signature? Sounds like somethin’ important, like when you sign your name on a paper. This smell, it’s like their special mark, they say. Makes ya think of them fancy Westin Hotels, wherever them are. Probably some big city place.

Now, this diffuser thing, it ain’t just a one-size-fits-all deal. They got different sizes, they say, for different rooms, I guess. Big room, big diffuser, small room, small one. Makes sense, I reckon. You don’t need a whole lotta smell in a tiny room, right?

• They got this scent, it’s called “White Tea”. Sounds clean, don’t it?
• And there’s more to it than just tea, somethin’ called Cedar and Aloe Vera too. Aloe Vera, ain’t that the stuff they put in lotions? Must be good for your skin, or your nose in this case.
• They say this smell, it makes ya feel relaxed and energized. Now, how somethin’ can make ya relaxed and energized at the same time is beyond me, but that’s what they claim.

They also got this “Home Diffuser Set”. Comes with the diffuser thingy and a refill, they call it a “cartridge”. Lasts a good while, they say, but then you gotta buy a new one. And them cartridges ain’t cheap, I heard. Fifty dollars a pop! That’s a lot of money for somethin’ that just smells good. But sometimes they have sales, knock off more than half the price, so then it is a good deal I figure.

Folks say this smell, it’s kinda sweet and it “uplifts” your home. Uplifts? Like it makes your house float away? I don’t think so. It just means it makes it smell nice and feel fancy, I reckon. People be usin’ all kinds of fancy words these days.

They say Westin Hotels, they use this smell everywhere. In the lobby, in the rooms, even in the soap and stuff. They want you to remember that smell, so you think of them when you smell it again. Smart, I guess. Like when you smell cookies and think of your grandma, only this time it’s a hotel and expensive tea.

This diffuser, it ain’t just for smellin’ good, they say. It’s supposed to make your home feel… better, I guess. Like a spa, maybe. Or a fancy hotel room, even if you ain’t got a fancy house. It’s like bringin’ a little bit of that high-class livin’ into your own place. At least, that’s what they’re sellin’ you.

Now, I ain’t never stayed in a Westin Hotel, and I probably never will. Too fancy for me. But I reckon that smell, it must be somethin’ special if they’re makin’ such a big fuss about it. White Tea, they call it. Sounds simple, but I bet there’s more to it than meets the nose, just like most things in life.

And that’s about all I know about this here Westin White Tea Diffuser. Smells good, costs a bit, and makes your house feel fancy. If you got the money and you like that kinda thing, go for it, I say. Me? I’ll stick to my good old-fashioned air freshener, the one that smells like pine needles.

But, you know, to each their own. If you want that Westin smell without the Westin price tag, you could just get the soaps. It’s what they say.

Anyways, that’s my two cents on this whole thing. Hope it helps you decide if this here fancy diffuser is worth your hard-earned cash. Just remember, a smell is just a smell, no matter how fancy they make it sound.

Tags: [Westin White Tea, Home Fragrance, White Tea Scent, Signature Scent, Hotel Scent, Room Diffuser, Scent Machine, Scent Cartridge, Luxury Scent, Aroma Therapy]