Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here White Claw Tea.

I ain’t no fancy pants city slicker, so I’ll just tell it to ya straight. This here drink, it’s kinda like them fizzy waters they sell in them stores, but with a little somethin’ extra, you know? They call it “hard seltzer,” but to me, it’s just a little bit boozy bubbly water. And now they got this tea kind, too.

Now, they say it’s made with somethin’ called “BrewPure process.” Sounds fancy, huh? I ain’t got a clue what that means, but I reckon it’s how they make it taste so… well, not bad. They also say they use “sustainably sourced brewed tea.” Again, with the fancy words! But I guess it means they get their tea leaves from a good place, where they ain’t cheatin’ nobody.

• First off, they got all sorts of flavors. Lemon, raspberry, mango, peach… sounds like a fruit salad, don’t it? I tried that peach one. It’s kinda sweet, but not too sweet, you know? Just a little bit, like a ripe peach from the market. And it’s got that fizzy stuff, makes it kinda tickle your nose.
• And they say there ain’t much sugar in it. Only a little bit, like a spoonful in a whole big can. That’s good, I guess, ‘cause too much sugar ain’t good for ya. My old bones can’t take too much sweetness these days.
• Now, they also say there’s a little bit of that… caffeine stuff in it. Yeah, the stuff that keeps you up at night. But not too much, they say. Just a little bit, from somethin’ they call “black tea extract.” I don’t know what all them words mean, but I can tell ya, it didn’t keep me up all night. I slept just fine.

They say each can ain’t got too many of them “calories” neither. Only a hundred, they say. Now, I ain’t no expert on them calories, but a hundred sounds alright. It ain’t like eatin’ a whole pie, that’s for sure. I can have a can of this stuff and not feel too guilty about it. My waistline ain’t what it used to be, ya know.

They make this stuff with carbonated water, vodka, cane sugar, somethin’ they call natural flavor, and citric acid. Sounds like a whole bunch of stuff mixed together, but like I said, it don’t taste half bad. The vodka part is what makes it “hard,” I guess. Gives it a little kick. But it ain’t too strong, you know? Just enough to make ya feel a little… relaxed. Like sittin’ on the porch swing on a summer afternoon.

White Claw Tea, they call it. It’s kinda like the regular White Claw, but with tea. I always loved them hard seltzers, ever since they came out. They’re easy to drink, and they don’t make you feel too full. And this tea version, it’s kinda nice for a change. It’s somethin’ different, you know? Somethin’ to sip on when you’re sittin’ outside, watchin’ the birds fly by. It’s refreshing. Like a cool breeze on a hot day. It makes you feel all sparkly inside.

Now, I ain’t gonna tell ya this stuff is the best thing since sliced bread, but it ain’t bad. It’s a nice little drink for when you want somethin’ a little different. Somethin’ a little… fancy, but not too fancy. You know what I mean? It’s just a good, simple drink, even if they use all them fancy words to describe it.

And that’s all I gotta say about it. It ain’t rocket science, it’s just a drink. You try it, you might like it. You don’t, well, there’s plenty of other fish in the sea, as they say. But if you ask me, this White Claw Tea, it’s a pretty good little drink for a hot day, or any day, really. It’s just nice to have something a little different sometimes, you know? Keeps things interesting.

So, there you have it. My two cents on this here White Claw Tea. Hope it makes some sense to ya. I ain’t no writer, just a plain old… person who knows what she likes. And I kinda like this stuff.