White green tea, you say? Well, I heard somethin’ ’bout that. They say it’s good for ya. I don’t know all the fancy words, but I know it ain’t your regular tea.

My neighbor, she’s always readin’ those health magazines. She told me this white green tea is special. Said it’s picked when it’s real young, with those little white hairs on the leaves. That’s why they call it “white,” I reckon.

Now, that other tea, the green one, I know about that. They heat it up, cook it real good, stops it from turnin’ brown. But this white tea, they don’t do all that. They just let it dry in the sun, like laundry on a clothesline, then they put it inside to dry. And keep it white color.

Some folks say this white tea got less of that stuff that keeps ya up at night. You know, that… caff-feen. But then others say it depends on the tea. Some got more, some got less. Just gotta see. But they say, it got less than coffee, about 40%. Less caffeine than coffee. But I think, I’d better drink less at night.

They say it don’t have as much as coffee though. So maybe you can drink more of it. I don’t know. I just stick to my regular tea, mostly. But this white green tea, it’s s’posed to be real good for your health. Good for everyone. Young and old.

She told me it’s somethin’ ’bout how they don’t mess with it much. Just dry it out, that’s all. Keeps all the good stuff in there, I guess. I also heard someone say, the organic white tea from China is the best one.

• They say it’s good for your heart.
• And it helps you not get sick.
• Makes you live longer, maybe.

I don’t know ’bout all that. But I do know it tastes different. Kinda lighter, I guess. Not as strong as the black tea I usually drink. My neighbor, she drinks it every day. Says it makes her feel good.

She gave me some once. It was alright. Didn’t taste like dirt, like some of them fancy teas. This white green tea, it was kinda sweet, even. Maybe I should drink it more often. Might be good for my old bones.

Now, you gotta be careful where you get it from, though. Some folks try to sell you fake stuff. Gotta make sure it’s the real deal. Real white green tea, from them tea bushes they grow over there in China. And, if you want the best one, you need to get organic white tea. They say it’s the best. I think it is expensive.

If you want to know where to get this tea, you need to ask those young kids. They always know something on the internet. I don’t know how to use that thing.

But, yeah, that’s what I know ’bout white green tea. It’s somethin’ different, that’s for sure. And if it’s as good for you as they say, well, maybe we should all be drinkin’ it. Then we’d all live to be a hundred, just like that old lady down the road. She swears by her tea, you know. Says it’s the secret to a long life. Maybe she’s right. Who knows?

I heard people talk about that oxidation, that chemical thing. When they cut the tea leaves, then the tea leaves will turn brown or black. I don’t know much about that. Just know some tea leaves are green, some are black.

But you know what? You should try this white green tea. See if you like it. Maybe it will make you feel good. Maybe it is good for health. You never know.

And they said, this white tea does not go through shaquing. What is shaquing? I don’t know. But I know this white tea is raw.

Well, that’s all I can tell you about it. Just remember what I said, and make sure you get the good stuff. The real white green tea. And if it makes you feel good, well, then keep on drinkin’ it. Maybe you’ll live to be a hundred, too! Or, just drink it everyday, any age. They say it’s good for health.

I think I will try that white green tea. Maybe tomorrow. I’m gettin’ tired now. Time for my regular cup of tea and a good night’s sleep. But maybe tomorrow, I’ll try that white stuff again. See if it really does make a difference. You never know. You just never know.