Well, let me tell you ’bout them White House thingamajigs, them solar panels. Folks make a big fuss, say it’s all new and fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ but a bunch of shiny squares on the roof.

Them presidents, they got different ideas, you see. One fella, Carter I think his name was, he put some up way back when. Said it was ’cause them Arabs was holdin’ back the oil, made things expensive. So, he figured, sun’s free, might as well use it. Smart thinkin’, I reckon, though some folks didn’t like it much.

• Solar panels, they just soak up the sun, like a sponge soaks up water.
• Then they turn that sun stuff into power, makes the lights go on and such.
• Saves money, they say. Well, that’s good, ’cause money don’t grow on trees, you know.

Now, some other presidents, they weren’t so keen on them panels. Took ’em down, put ’em back up, like they couldn’t make up their minds. Politics, they call it. Sounds like a bunch of chickens squawkin’ to me.

Them solar panels, they ain’t perfect, mind you. They cost a pretty penny to start with, and sometimes they don’t work so good when it’s cloudy. But still, seems like a good idea to me. Sun’s gonna shine anyway, might as well get somethin’ outta it.

This whole White House solar panel thing, it ain’t just about savin’ a few bucks. It’s about showin’ folks what’s possible. If the president’s got them panels on his roof, maybe other folks will think about gettin’ ’em too. And that’s a good thing, ’cause we gotta take care of this here Earth. It’s the only one we got, you know.

People get all worked up about this “energy” stuff. Say we’re usin’ too much, gotta find new ways to do things. Well, solar panels seem like a good start. Better than diggin’ up all that dirty coal, that’s for sure.

Some folks say solar panels are the future. Maybe they are, maybe they ain’t. But one thing’s for sure: we can’t keep doin’ things the same old way. Gotta try new things, gotta be smarter. And them solar panels, they seem like a step in the right direction.

Now, this “TEAS passage” thing, whatever that is, it seems like they want you to understand what them presidents was thinkin’ when they put them panels up or took ’em down. They want you to read between the lines, figure out the message. Well, the message is simple, far as I can see: presidents got different ideas, and them ideas affect how we use energy.

They might ask you somethin’ like, “What’s this whole story about?” or “What can you figure out from readin’ this?” Don’t let ’em scare you. Just think about it for a minute. The story’s about them solar panels on the White House and how different presidents felt about ’em. And what you can figure out is that presidents’ choices matter, and energy is important.

And that “graveyard walk” and “chimney” they mentioned, thems just distractors I reckon. They throw them in to see if you’re payin’ attention. Don’t you fall for it. Stick to them solar panels.

So, there you have it. The whole White House solar panel thing, plain and simple. Nothin’ fancy, just folks tryin’ to figure out how to keep the lights on without messin’ up the planet. And that, I reckon, is somethin’ worth thinkin’ about. It’s like plantin’ a garden; you gotta tend to it if you want it to grow. Same with this here Earth, gotta take care of it if we want it to last.

And that’s all I got to say about that. Them solar panels are up there, doin’ their job, and folks are arguin’ about ’em. Just like always.