Alright, let’s talk about makin’ that white tea drink, you know, the kind them fancy folks in the city like. I ain’t no fancy bartender or nothin’, but I can whip up a tasty drink, that’s for sure. This ain’t gonna be no complicated recipe, just plain and simple, the way I like it.

First off, you gotta get yourself some of that white tea. Now, I ain’t talkin’ about them dusty tea bags you find in the back of the cupboard. You want the good stuff, the loose leaf kind. It smells better and tastes better, trust me on this. Don’t skimp on the tea, that’s the most important part, you hear?

Next, you need some hot water. But not too hot, mind you. Don’t go boilin’ the bejesus out of it. You want it just hot enough to make the tea leaves open up and do their thing. I usually just let the kettle whistle a bit, then turn it off. Ain’t no need for no fancy thermometers or nothin’. Just use your common sense, girl.

• Get yourself a teapot or a big mug.
• Put a spoonful or two of them white tea leaves in it.
• Pour that hot water over the leaves, just enough to cover ’em good.

Now, here’s the important part: you gotta let it sit. Don’t go rushin’ things. Let them tea leaves steep in that hot water for a good while. Five minutes, maybe six, depends on how strong you like it. I like mine kinda strong, so I let it sit a bit longer. Patience is key, my grandma used to say.

While the tea is steeping, you can get the rest of your stuff ready. Now, this white tea drink I’m makin’ ain’t just plain tea, mind you. We’re gonna add some kick to it. Gotta make it a little more interestin’, you know?

Here’s what you need:

• Some vodka, the cheap stuff is fine. Ain’t nobody got time for fancy liquor round here.
• A bit of peach schnapps, gives it a nice fruity taste. Makes it go down smoother too.
• A splash of sour mix, that’s that lemon-limey stuff. You can buy it at the store, or make your own if you’re feelin’ fancy. But store bought is good enough for me.
• And a little bit of lemon-lime soda, just to top it off and give it some fizz. Makes it all bubbly and fun.

Once the tea is done steeping, strain out them tea leaves. You don’t want no floaty bits in your drink, that ain’t no good. Just pour it through a strainer into another cup or pitcher, whatever you got handy.

Now, let’s put it all together. Get yourself a glass, fill it with some ice. Then pour in a shot of that vodka, a shot of that peach schnapps, and a splash of sour mix. Give it a little stir. Then, fill the rest of the glass with that white tea you made. And finally, top it off with a little bit of that lemon-lime soda.

And there you have it, a white tea drink that’ll knock your socks off. It ain’t nothin’ fancy, but it’s good and it’ll get the job done. Perfect for a hot day, or any day really. You can adjust the amounts to your likin’, make it stronger, weaker, sweeter, whatever you want. That’s the beauty of it, ain’t no right or wrong way to do it.

Now, some folks might tell you to use fancy glasses and garnishes and all that. But I say, who needs all that fuss? Just a plain ol’ glass is good enough for me. And if you wanna get real fancy, you can stick a lemon wedge on the side, but that’s about as fancy as I get.

So, there you have it, my simple white tea drink recipe. Give it a try, and let me know what you think. And don’t forget to drink responsibly, y’all hear? We don’t want nobody gettin’ too tipsy now.

Just remember these simple steps: Brew the tea, mix the liquors, add soda, and enjoy! It really ain’t rocket science. Even an old woman like me can do it, so you sure as heck can too.

This recipe is all about flavor, honey, pure flavor! We ain’t looking for no weak tea here. We want that bold white tea taste mixed with a kick of alcohol and a touch of sweetness. That’s the perfect combination if you ask me. And believe me, I’ve made a lot of drinks in my time.

This drink has been the star of many a get-together, even if those get-togethers are just me and a couple of friends sittin’ on the porch. It always brings a smile to people’s faces, and that’s good enough for me.

Tags: [white tea, tea recipe, cocktail recipe, drink recipe, vodka, peach schnapps, sour mix, lemon lime soda, easy recipe, refreshing drink]