Alright, listen up, y’all. We’re gonna talk about this here… this… uh… white tea drink with vodka. Yeah, that’s it. Fancy name, but it ain’t nothin’ complicated, I tell ya.

First off, let me tell you, I ain’t no fancy bartender. I just like a good drink now and then, you know? And this here white tea thing, it’s mighty tasty. Don’t go thinkin’ it’s some kinda girly drink, though. It’s got vodka, see? That’ll put some hair on your chest, ha!

Now, what’s in it? Well, the recipes I seen, they use vodka, of course. Gotta have that. Then they put in some peach stuff, peach schnapps, they call it. Makes it sweet and fruity, like a summer day. And some lemon juice, the real stuff, not that fake bottled junk. Gives it a little zing, you know?

• Vodka – Gotta have that kick!
• Peach schnapps – Makes it sweet and yummy.
• Fresh lemon juice – For that sour tang.
• Simple syrup – Just sugar and water, to make it even sweeter.

They also use somethin’ called “simple syrup.” Don’t let that fool ya, it ain’t nothin’ fancy. Just sugar and water cooked up together. Makes the drink sweeter, you see. I reckon you could use honey if you ain’t got no sugar. Or even just plain ol’ sugar, I guess. Just stir it real good.

So, how you make it? Easy peasy. Just dump everything in a shaker with some ice. Make sure you got a good shaker, one that don’t leak all over the place. Then shake it up real good, like you’re churnin’ butter. You want it nice and cold.

Then you pour it into a little glass. Shot glass, they call it. But you can use a bigger glass if you want. I ain’t gonna judge ya. And that’s it! You got yourself a white tea drink with vodka. Tastes like peaches and sunshine, with a little kick. Perfect for a hot day, or any day, really.

Some folks say it tastes like fizzy peaches. I don’t know about no fizzy, but it sure is peachy. And it covers up that vodka bite real good. You know, vodka can be kinda harsh. But this drink, it goes down smooth. Too smooth, maybe. You gotta be careful, don’t drink too many, or you’ll be stumblin’ around like a newborn calf.

Now, I heard tell you can mix vodka with any kinda iced tea. And I reckon that’s true. I ain’t tried it with nothin’ but this white tea, though. This here drink is good enough for me. Some folks call somethin’ a “John Daly” – that’s lemonade, iced tea and vodka. Sounds alright, but I’ll stick with my white tea for now.

And let me tell you somethin’ else. Don’t go buyin’ no fancy vodka. The cheap stuff works just fine. This ain’t no highfalutin’ cocktail party, see? It’s just a good ol’ drink to enjoy yourself. Don’t waste your money on that fancy stuff. Save it for somethin’ important, like a new pair of work boots.

So there you have it. That’s all I know about this here white tea drink with vodka. It ain’t rocket science, but it sure is tasty. Give it a try, and let me know what you think. But remember, drink responsibly, y’all. We don’t want nobody gettin’ into trouble.

One last thing, if you ain’t got no peach schnapps, don’t you worry none. Just use some peach juice or somethin’. Or maybe some other kinda fruit. Get creative, I say. That’s what I do. Ain’t no rules when it comes to makin’ a good drink. Just have fun with it. And if it tastes good, then you done good. That’s all that matters.

Now go on and make yourself a drink. You deserve it.

Tags: White Tea, Vodka, Cocktail, Peach Schnapps, Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup, Drink Recipe, Easy Cocktail, Summer Drink, Mixed Drink