I gotta tell ya, this iced tea lemon lipton, it’s somethin’ else. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, you know? I ain’t never tasted nothin’ so good in all my born days. This drink, it just hits the spot, especially when it’s hotter than a hen in a foxhouse outside.

Now, I ain’t one for them fancy drinks, them sodas with all that sugar. Makes my teeth hurt just thinkin’ about it. But this iced tea, this is different. It’s like, natural, ya know? Not too sweet, just right. It’s like drinkin’ sunshine, but cold. And the lemon? Oh, the lemon! That little bit of sour, it just makes it perfect. This kind of drink, it’s real good when the sun beatin’ down like a hammer on an anvil. You know that feelin’?

They say this lipton iced tea is good for ya, too. Keeps ya from gettin’ too thirsty. I don’t know ’bout all that, but I know it sure quenches my thirst better than a rain shower after a long drought. And it’s better than them sugary drinks, that’s for sure. Keeps ya from puttin’ on too much weight, they say. And I could use a little less of that, wouldn’t hurt none. This lemon iced tea, it’s good for what ails ya. Keeps ya goin’, even when you’re feelin’ as tired as an old mule.

Lipton, that’s the name. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But it ain’t nothin’ but good ol’ tea. Just like my mama used to make, only colder. And with that little bit of lemon. It’s a good kind of drink for when you have company, too. Everyone likes it, even old Uncle Jebediah, and he don’t like nothin’ but his own moonshine. But he sure likes this iced tea lemon. Says it’s the best thing he’s had since his last toothache.

This drink, it’s good for when you’re workin’ in the garden, too. Keeps you from wiltin’ like a daisy in the sun. Just grab yourself a big ol’ glass of this lemon lipton iced tea, and you can keep right on hoein’ them rows. Keeps your belly from rumblin’, too. You don’t get that hankerin’ for food that make you go inside when you got work to do. So, it is really a good drink.

• It’s just tea, with a little lemon.
• It’s good for ya.
• It ain’t too sweet.
• Keeps ya cool in the summer.
• Everybody likes it.

I remember one time, we was havin’ a real scorcher of a summer. Hotter than a two-dollar pistol, it was. Couldn’t even sit out on the porch without sweatin’ like a hog in a sauna. But I had me a big pitcher of this iced tea lemon lipton, and it was like a little bit of heaven in that heat. We just sat there, sippin’ and watchin’ the heat shimmer off the road. Didn’t even need to say nothin’. Just enjoyed that iced tea. And the lemon flavor, so good.

Now, some folks like to put sugar in their tea. Not me. This lipton stuff, it’s just right the way it is. That little bit of tartness from the lemon, it’s all you need. And it’s better for ya that way, too. Less sugar means less problems, that’s what I always say. This drink really is somethin’ special. I don’t know what they put in it, but it sure is good. Maybe it’s magic.

I tell ya what, if you ain’t never tried this iced tea lemon lipton, you’re missin’ out. It’s the best darn drink there is. Better than anything else I’ve ever tasted. And that’s sayin’ somethin’, ’cause I’ve tasted a lot of things in my time. This iced tea, with that lemon, it’s just…perfect. Like a cool breeze on a hot day. Like a warm hug on a cold night. It’s just right.

So next time you’re at the store, you look for that lipton. The one with the lemon. You won’t regret it. It’s the best thing you’ll ever put in your mouth, I guarantee it. And it’s better than all them other drinks, too. The ones with all that sugar and bubbles. This iced tea lemon, it’s the real deal. Trust me, you are gonna love it!

This drink is simple. It’s just good. It’s like an old friend, always there when you need it. This iced tea lemon lipton, it’s the best drink there is. Period.